Does not exist

A cursed looking Garfield Staple Remover.

Eats unwanted staples

A dream maybe

This mole lives in a hole, nobody shall go near his hole.

Grumpy, rude, maybe hostile

A gorilla that got shot

Swans are birds of the genus Cygnus within the family Anatidae. The swans' closest relatives include the geese and ducks. Swans are grouped with the closely related geese in the subfamily Anserinae where they form the tribe Cygnini. Sometimes, they are considered a distinct subfamily, Cygninae

Chill, Kind, talkative

This is a meme knockoff plush if Garfield.

A knockoff Garfield

He isn’t “cocky” get it?, kind, not narcissistic, does not want to be chicken nuggets

A rich chicken with shoes

The Sega Genesis, also known as the Mega Drive[b] outside North America, is a 16-bit fourth generation home video game console developed and sold by Sega. It was Sega's third console and the successor to the Master System.

Console from 1990s

Only talks in Morse code

This entity will disguise as anyone or anything it chooses, it is silent when moving, even on the loudest floors.

Sneaky, hostile, silent

A alien from doctor who that exterminates anything.

Dr. Who

The most neutral thing alive, will command you to have hot sex with someone if you make fun of him, can’t control minds

Not a sandwich

Silly, mute, a rodent

A beast with no head

This Garfield themed phone washed up on beaches for 30 years after a ship carrying them got lodged into an underwater cave.

A phone

Beware the omen. Fear it’s face

The angry birds parasite is not a true parasite, it is an prion carrying Amoeba. An Amoeba is a type of single celled Protozoa in the genus of amoeboids in the family Amoebidae.

Infects mostly pigs, birds, and humans.

A television set or television receiver is an electronic device for the purpose of viewing and hearing television broadcasts, or as a computer monitor. It combines a tuner, display, and loudspeakers.