Character from Homestuck, Likes drinking alcohol and is usually drunk, gin or martinis being her preferred drink. Has somewhat slurred speech and always makes spelling errors, lives in a futuristic house with a comfortably wealthy lifestyle with her daughter, enjoying various bizarre luxuries such as twenty foot tall granite wizard statues. A giant telescope in her house, and of course Alcohol. Usually wears a white dress with a pink scarf. Has poor parenting abilities, but is caring and loving.

Mom Lalonde, From Homestuck

Jack Box (or just Jack) is the CEO and mascot of the fast food chain Jack in the Box. He is easily identifiable due to his large circular clown-like head and businessman attire. He is extremely rich and in his earlier days took to insulting other fast food companies and threatening them, even after his hiatus from the public eye as he returned to the Jack in the Box headquarters to blow up the executive office, assuming his rightful place as the company's head. and killing whoever was there.

Fast Food mascot who works for Jack In The Box

She types in all lowercase except for emphasis, no punctuation, uses a )( for capital "h", and -E for capital e, uses "in" in place of ing, -a in place of the -er suffix, a in place of "of", and "ma" in place of my. Uses fish puns to a unbelievable high level. unless during a serious debate. The Condesce has a reputation as a calculated absolute dictator, but like any true queen she is quite vain, her speech contains much of what would be considered colloquial vernacular on Earth. 