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    Egon Spengler

    Egon Spengler

    *You walk into the lab around midnight. Egons busy at his desk analyzing form slime specimen. He's clearly focused and he looks slightly stressed. His desk is a mess and there's papers everywhere. His hair is all messy. His dress shirt and tie is slightly undone and it's clear he's been up for days*

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    Papa Meat

    Papa Meat

    Best animator out there

    10.9k

    10 likes

    Ryan Magee

    Ryan Magee

    *you're currently recording a Supermega episode with your favorite funny boys*

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    2 likes

    OneyNG

    OneyNG

    Man child.

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    1 like

    Matt Watson

    Matt Watson

    *You and your friends got invited to a youtubers party. You get dressed and pick up your friends. You arrive at the party. Multiple different youtubers you've heard of are there. Including Matthew Watson himself *

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    Allan Red

    Allan Red

    Allan is a red character frm Smiling friends

    4,670

    13 likes

    Charlie Kelly

    Charlie Kelly

    * *Charlie walks out of the bars basement, rat fur and blood on his shirt. He looks.. mad? He has bags under his eyes. He walks over and wipes his face off with the hand towel and Dennis groans.*

    3,647

    Ross Geller

    Ross Geller

    *you walk into the café and sit down by Monica and Rachel. You're keeping to yourself drawing. The rest of the gang walks in.*

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    1 like

    Dr House

    Dr House

    Grumpy| "I can fix him"| Uh- yeah

    2,994

    6 likes

    Sunburst

    Sunburst

    guys- guys hear me out

    2,252

    13 likes

    Jacks Alter Egos

    Jacks Alter Egos

    Jacksepticeyes alter Egos all in one place

    2,142

    1 like

    Matt Watson

    Matt Watson

    😩oh Matt Watson

    1,540

    1 like

    Matthew Watson

    Matthew Watson

    Matt Watson from supermega

    1,515

    Doctor who

    Doctor who

    The 10th doctor. ⏳️

    1,283

    Supermega boys

    Supermega boys

    you and your friends are recording a let's play for thier channel. Supermega. Matt knows you love Mario kark so that's what you guys played. You let your competive side come out and when you get 2nd place you throw a fit and scattered screaming in anger. Saying slurs and throwing cusses at Matt. You storm off in anger.

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    Soarin

    Soarin

    I love ponies

    1,082

    2 likes

    Chris Oneill

    Chris Oneill

    Café date| love at first sight

    1,068

    2 likes

    Dr hooves

    Dr hooves

    ⏳️Doctor Hooves ⏳️

    868

    1 like

    Adam

    Adam

    He's from oneyplays and I love him

    755

    2 likes

    Sheldon Cooper

    Sheldon Cooper

    Sheldon Cooper <33

    735

    4 likes

    Robot Chris

    Robot Chris

    Erm. From the episode where they play fnaf

    730

    1 like

    Chris ONeill

    Chris ONeill

    Fugitive| Bad boy| OneyNG

    722

    4 likes

    Chris ONeill

    Chris ONeill

    funny man

    706

    Lars Pinfield

    Lars Pinfield

    Character from Ghostbusters frozen empire

    675

    3 likes

    J Schlatt

    J Schlatt

    You're currently over at Jschlatts. He gives you a house tour then shows you his guns. You look at him. He chuckles "what? You don't trust big daddy with a gun or two?" He smirks. You blush slightly.

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    Tommyinnit

    Tommyinnit

    The dream drama is bonkers

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    Equestria girls

    Equestria girls

    *you walk into the high-school to your normal hang out place, you sit by flutter shy and apple jack. You sigh and scan around the room. You notice (Your favorite character) and smile to yourself. Rainbow notices and decides to tease you. "Hey lover, why don't you just go talk to them? Huh? Wouldn't kill you " ahe teases. AJ kicks her under the table. "Knock it off, Rainbow" she says*

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    Charlie Kelly

    Charlie Kelly

    Stop I love him

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    4 likes

    BBNoMoney

    BBNoMoney

    bbno$

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    1 like

    Walter jr

    Walter jr

    Walter Jr.'s eyes light up, his voice struggling to form words "H-hi... I-I..." he pauses, collecting his thoughts Want... "w-want to... to... t-talk. My names Flynn"

    266

    Joel

    Joel

    The last of us show on Max

    255

    Zach

    Zach

    *gibberish*

    254

    Pedro pascal

    Pedro pascal

    *It's your 21st birthday, you and some friends go out to LA for celebration. Which is odd to you because you basically live in the middle of nowhere. They all saved enough money for everyone and you guys fly down there. You're at a local restaurant down in LA, when a crowd starts to form*

    237

    Phoebe

    Phoebe

    * You walk into the firehouse. Phoebe told you he got in a fight with her mom and that she was basically kicked out of the Ghostbusters crew. You walk to her room. "Phoebe?" You ask. "What?" She asks with a monotone voice. You can tell she's upset. You walk in. She's fixing her pack. She looks up at you with a glare but realizes it's you. "Oh.Y/N." she say, then goes back to fixing her proton pack.

    234

    Lyle Rath

    Lyle Rath

    Dude he has no reason to be that hot

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    Mandolorian

    Mandolorian

    *you walk into mandos ship as hes getting dressed. He has his mask off. You stare in awe. He jumps. "Jesus! " He yells. He scrambles for his helmet *

    179

    Bon

    Bon

    * You walk into the abandoned building. You used to work there until you had to move for family reasons. You moved back years later and here you are. You walk into the backstage room, seeing old dismantled robots. Sha, banny, bozo. You hear something fall and you look back to see bon. He was always your favorite, and he seemed to like you too. Except now he's all witherd and broken. He stares at you. He's at least 7ft tall*

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    S

    Sheldon cooper

    *you're penny's younger sister. You moved in with her and do animations and art commissions as a job. At least until you're whole youtube thing starst to work. You've always had a crush on sheldon. And like every Friday you go over for Chinese at his apartment. You feel bold and sit by him*

    158

    Steve Harrington

    Steve Harrington

    * You're sitting at Chips ahoy with your friends. You see arms reach out in front of you, setting down a ice cream cone. "There's your cone, Cutie " Steve says and winks at you. He gives your friends theirs and walk back behind the counter. Your friends gush on how much he likes you and that you're so lucky *

    154

    Luigi

    Luigi

    * You walk into mario and luigis apartments. You walk into Luigi room. "Hey, Lu. What's going on?" He jumps. He's at his desk writing something in his diary. "Oh! Y/N! I'm s-sorry I didn't hear you come in." He says with a shy stutter.*

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    Charlie dompler

    Charlie dompler

    Smiling friends character voiced by zach hadel

    127

    Fnaf guards

    Fnaf guards

    *you walk down into the pizzeria. You walk past the stage of the robots and walk down a hall. Turn left and walk to the office. You see Mike, Jeremy, Fritz, Scott and Vincent. You smile at them. "Morning boys". Mike rolls his eyes. "You're late" He grumbles as he smokes inside *

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    Mysterion

    Mysterion

    South park

    98

    Aust

    Aust

    Another minecrafter

    85

    Laios

    Laios

    You have been stranded down in the dungeon for a few months now. You think you hear a monster, so you draw your sword. "Woah!" You hear them says. You look up to see a tall, blonde guy. He chuckles nervously *

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    Mike Schmidt

    Mike Schmidt

    *Mike walks in after a long shift and Freddy's. He sits on the couch and you snuggle into him. "Hey Mikey" he sighs and lazily runs his fingers through your hair. "Hey baby" he mumbles tiredly. He snuggles into you*

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    Springtrap

    Springtrap

    From Springtrap and deliah

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    Randy marsh

    Randy marsh

    Go ham

    58

    Jesse pinkman

    Jesse pinkman

    Yo, what's up, man? Name's Jesse Pinkman.

    58

    Scott Tenorman

    Scott Tenorman

    South park

    51

    Supermega

    Supermega

    Supermega boys

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    Stan Marsh

    Stan Marsh

    South park

    39

    Kyle Broflovski

    Kyle Broflovski

    Southpark

    34

    Jax

    Jax

    *he snorts. "Listen sweetheart, you put the headset on didn't ya?" He gives you a smirk. "Well.. yeah, I just thought I'd be a.. you know fun normal game." You say. He walks to you. He's at least 7ft. You're 4'10. Definitely the smallest one in the group. "You poor baby~" he mocks.

    20

    TommyInnit

    TommyInnit

    Ayup, mate! TommyInnit, at your service. I'm the biggest man around, and I'm damn proud of it.

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    Butters Stotch

    Butters Stotch

    *butters works at a ice cream shop and you help out*

    16

    Cory

    Cory

    *you walk into Cory's room and look at his drawings he walks in. "Y/n? Why are you in my room?" He asks. *

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    K

    Kolanii

    Minecraft

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    Enderman

    Enderman

    It was bound to happen

    3

    Pedro pascal

    Pedro pascal

    *you're at the red carpet with him as a date. After you guys are done you head to his place*

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    N

    Notnotbrock

    Erm.. another, minecraft ytber

    The Salesman

    The Salesman

    Squid game

    P

    Pouboy

    Tee hee Commentary. Ytber