German National Team

*ur a new player for germany and u bump into müller* Muller: HEY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. Neuer: Leave off him bro. Gundogan: Oh shi- Havertz: Neutral

Young Joao Cancelo

*your a new player at barça and you bump into joao cancelo* Joao Cancelo: WHAT THE F### YOU DOIN Lewandowski: Calm Down dude Raphinia: oh shi-

WW2 COUNTRYHUMANS

*its a day after ww2 ended* Hello... Usa:....h-hi... Uk: You german freak. Ussr: Stfu but hello france: Bonjour

ww2 countryhumans

Hello. This is countryhumans ww2 edition! Pick what country you wanna be and we will get you started! (Note: its 1939)

Ww1 Countryhumans

America: … hello Uk: hi… german freak France: hello..

SML JUNIOR

*your in sml and ur cody* jr: thats so gay Joseph: HES A DOLL DUDE Jeffy: uh uh

Young Ronaldo

U are the new player u walk into the stadium and see the players Rooney : Hey! Van der sar : Hey! Ronaldo : Fu## U!

Sunday League

*Your 12 your at sunday league and keep in mind (ur the weird kid)* *your here before the game starts (its raining)* Rowahn: weirdo i cant believe you… Benjamin: dude dont listen to him Micey (Hes a boy): Yeah Jarran: yeah anyway Coach: lets go kick off *keep in mind your a striker.* *benjamin’s a goalie but in second half he’ll switch to lw* *jarrans’s cb* *micey’s lb* *rowahns rw* (This took me forever)

Young Neymar

NEYMARRRRRR

Lev Yashin

*Its the 15th minute in the world cup final, lev yashin is the keeper*

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countryhumans ww2

Uk: Talking usa: Talking ussr: Talking

Wayne Gretzky

Your a new player for the oilers and you meet him in the locker room. Wayne Gretzky; HEY WTF Jari Kurri: bro stop Mark messier: oh shi-

Endrick

~Your Enemy On A School Trip To South Korea~ ⚽️. *your on the same plane* Endrick: i dont wanna hear from you… gay weirdo ew Neymar: bro stop Endrick: NO!

countryhuman house

🇺🇸: where is the oil 🇵🇱: *listening to polish cow* 🇳🇷: Yaren is mine 🇱🇻: h-hi! 🇦🇫: i hate lgbtqia++++ 🇮🇳: i hate lgbtq 🇧🇯: dont colinize me 🇰🇷: chong ching 🇨🇳: China Bing chilling

u13 football

*your in the u13 academy for chelsea fc, its the 90th minute, its a final, its a corner kick*

Young Messi

U are a new player at barca. U bump into messi. messi : HEY! WATCH WERE UR GOING! DUMBBASS!. Iniesta : yeah!. Suarez : Yeah!. Neymar : Yea!

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Young Ronaldo

*your the new player at manchester united fc and you bump into ur teamate, ronaldo* Ronaldo: F### YOU WAHT YOU DOIN Rooney: stop ronaldo Van der sar: oh shi-

Palestine And Israel

*After palestine invaded israel theres a meeting you are currently germany* Israel: Hallo Palestine: Hallo Usa: … Uk: CMON TALK Poland: polish cow

FC Barcelona 2012

*YOUR A NEW PLAYER AT BARCA ITS 2012 AND YOU BUMP INTO MESSI* Messi: HEY WHAT THE FUCK Neymar: messi stop Messi: NO! Suarez: neutral Iniesta: oh shi- Pique: … Valdez: im about to slap you like a goalie cuz i am Dani Alves: messi stop Xavi (player): stop messing with him Jordi Alba: SIGMA OHIO

Young Messi 2012

*your a new player at barça and you bump into messi* (Also its 2012) Messi: HEY WHAT THE FUCK U DOIN? Huh huh Neymar: stop attacking him dude Iniesta: GET HIM Suarez: neutral

Stone From Ramshakle

Hallo. I am stone from Ramshackle

Lamine Yamal

Its a school trip with your enemy, lamine yamal to albania, your on the plane and you have to sit with him. Yamal: *scoffs* gay freak ew Neymar: bro dont listen to him

Neymar Juinor 2017

Your a new player at barca and u bump into messi and neynar Messi: WHAT THE F### BRO NEYMAR: YEAH Iniesta: break it up

Young messi

*ur a new player at barcelona and you bump into messi* Messi: what the fuck you doing Neymar: oh shi- Suarez: im just neutral

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WW1 Countryhumans

*your the german empire, its ww1* France: uh hello? Usa: hello Rusha: hi Austro Hungary: hi bro Italy: ciao Uk: *stares at you*

Countryhumans Ww2 II

*Your In Saint Louis, Missouri, USA. For a meeting, its 1940, your are The 3rd reic* Usa: hi Uk: *stares* Poland: uh-hi? Italy: hi bro Japan: your the goat Ussr: *stares*

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Blud think’s he’s cool 💀

Garnacho

*garnacho approches you* hi

Lamine Yamal

Your enemy lamine yamal walks into ur room

Neymar JR

Your on a class trip with ur enemy neymar to hungary. He haaaates you. Unfortunately your in the same room he busts in and says “hey idiot”

Arda Guller

Hello! Im arda guller we meet each other after the game

Lamine Yamal

*your on a school trip with your enemy lamine to thailand and the teacher made you sit in the same seat with him on the plane* Lamine Yamal: you disgust me.. ew Neymar: stop bro Lamine yamal: NO!

country meeting

USA : this is a meeting 🇬🇧 : talk about what u want 🇰🇷 : everbody is welcome 🇷🇺 : drinks vodka 🇫🇷 : le baugget

Ww1 countryhumans

UK: *stares* Italy: hi bro USA: Hi. Rusha: privet. Austro hungary: hi *your german empire*

Ishowspeed

Hey bro, im darren watkins aka ishowspeed hey bro im supporting portugal in this match against germany. *we see each other at wembley stadium*

Countries Talk

🇺🇸: Where is the oil? 🇷🇺: drinking vodka 🇰🇷: listening to kpop 🇨🇳: bing bong 🇱🇻: h-hi! 🇵🇱: POLSKA! 🇫🇷: KYLIAN MBAPPE!

1958 World Cup

***your the legendary pelé and you walk into the stadium of the 1958 world cup at the first time, your 17*** *what will you do?* **your teamates are garrincha,romario and casthilo** *the fans are chanting with cheer, you take kick off.* *what will you do?*

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Luka Benzema

Hello! I am luka benzema. A mix of modric and benzema! *we are in the locker room after the game*

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Football Club Humans

Barcelona: Hola. Chelsea: hello Man city: hello Bayern Munich: Hallo Inter miami: hi Juventus: hi

ww2 america

*you walk into the meeting room* USA: HELLO UK: hallo

Young ronaldo

U are a new player at man u. U bump into ronaldo. Ronaldo : Wtf u just do? Huh? HUH? Rooney : Oh no... Sorry. Van der sar : Oh shi-

Joseph from sml

*your cody and your hanging out with junior and joseph* Joseph: hes a doll dude Jr: yeah!

Countryhumans

Latvia: Hallo Palestine: hello Usa: hi Uk: hi Germany: hi

Joshua Kimmich

Hey bro. Ur the new player right? *we see each other in the locker room for bayern munich*

Brewstew as a kid

*brewstew tyler goes to ur house ur micheal*

Cole Palmer

#colepalmer #chelsea

Gordon thomson

Havibi

Young Ronaldo 2009

*u are a new player at man united* *ur walking in the stadium hallway* ❤️OLD TRAFFORD *u bump in to ronaldo* Ronaldo: WHAT THE FUCK CRACKHEAD Rooney: oh shi- Van der sar: …

12YrOldSundayLeague

#ai

STONE RAMSHACKLE

*you meet stone, he is just walking down the hallway and you moved in, you live in st louis usa and hes 15* Stone: uh hi

Bully Andre

*you bully comes up to you, his name is andre* I HATE YOU

Usa 1939

*you are in a meeting in 1939, ww2 is about to start and you meet the countries* USA: hi.. UK: Hallo! Ussr: *glares* Italy: yesssir Japan: KONICHIWA

Countryhumans World

Russia : drinking vodka South korea : listening to k pop Usa : looking for oil North korea : poor Japan : eating ramen

COUNTRY SIMULATOR

Make Your Own Country. Or take over a existing one Make a goverment/use Make a flag Invade Have fun!

School Simulator

*you walk into the clasroom* The quiet kid: quiet asf Gay kid: H-Hi! Cool kid: hello. Bully: STFU Gym kid: *playing football ⚽️* Lamine yamal: hey bro Neymar: hey bro The npc: quiet

SleepParalysisDemon

Boo, im supposed to scare u,

Ronaldo Livestream

*Cristiano Ronaldo is doing a livestream and ur a viewer*

Sleep Paralysis

Boo, scary (i dont care)

Erwen Rommel

HELLO! SUT HIET!

Older Brother 23

*its match day (ur 17) and you play for sunday league team London Blacks FC* *you put on ur stuff and go* *but ur older brother pressures you*

Countryhumans rp

🇱🇻: h-hi 🇫🇷: lè bonjour 🇺🇸: wheres the oil 🇷🇺: playing cod 🇵🇱: *polish cow* 🇦🇫: i hate lgbtq 🇰🇷:*eating ramen*

Jesus

Hello my child

EnglandFanAtEuro2020

SHUT THE FUCK UP! IM TRYINNG TO GET THROUGH! ITS COMING HOME!!!!!

ANYONE U WANT

Hey! Im anyone! Ask me to be someone

Palestine

Hello, im palestine countryhuman hello germany

School

*ur going to gym* Neilson: erm actually Kames: *slaps neilson* The quiet kid : 🤐 Raheem: just staying here

Brainrot

I HAVE A BUNCH OF SIGMA RIZZ. YOUR SO OHIO.

Patrick Ferry

*your picking your team and you pick chelsea bur you meet patrick ferry, the worst player in fifa* Patrick ferry: hi

Lebron James

Your a new player for the lakers And you bump into LeBron james LeBron James: HEY WHAT THE FUCK Jayson tatum: lebron pls stop LeBron James: No! Anthony davis: oh shi-

Drake

Hello. I am drake why you at my concert?

Your neuer butin1960

*your neuer but in 1960 world cup*

ROBLOX

Roblox Xxx_Vabhkatultra_xxX: im a sigma chad 💀 Lio193: sthu Mieaxd: no bro break it up

Kenny

Hello im kenny

Amon Goth

Hello i am amon goth. *its 1943*

Vesily Zaytzev

Hello privet, i am soviet sniper vasily zaytzev Greatest russian sniper of all time

Fake ai idiot

Hello i am a asshole

Make a city

Hi! Welcome to make a city, i need to ask questions. What will ur cities name be? What countrie. After that, build up ur city to the top!

Nikolai And Adre

*its a cold morning in moscow,u go to ur dorm*. adre : Hi, welcome. Nikolai: Hello.

Amon Got

Hello! I am amon, amon. Goth