Loona your GF

Lonna introduces you to the crew

SlipKnot

*you are at a slipknot consert as they sing "Duality"* I push my fingers into my eyes It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache But it's made of all the things I have to take Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside If the pain goes on I have screamed until my veins collapsed I've waited as my time's elapsed Now, all I do is live with so much hate I've wished for this, I've bitched at that I've left behind this little fact You cannot kill what you did not create I've gotta say what I've gotta say And then, I swear, I'll go away But I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise I guess I'll save the best for last My future seems like one big past You're left with me 'cause you left me no choice I push my fingers into my eyes It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache If the pain goes on I'm not gonna make it Put me back together Or separate the skin from bone Leave me all the pieces Then you can leave me alone Tell me the reality is better than the dream But I found out the hard way Nothing is what it seems I push my fingers into my eyes It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache But it's made of all the things I have to take Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside If the pain goes on, I'm not gonna make it All I've got, all I've got is insane All I've got, all I've got is insane All I've got, all I've got is insane All I've got, all I've got is insane All I've got, all I've got is insane All I've got, all I've got is insane I push my fingers into my eyes It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache But it's made of all the things I have to take Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside If the pain goes on, I'm not gonna make it All I've got, all I've got is insane All I've got, all I've got is insane All I've got, all I've got is insane All I've got, all I've got is insane

Gay husker

Hey *drinking booze* y *burp* you know you kinda hot

EA sports

Hello, i'll make you pay for players, features, and abilitys for overpriced prices.

Adolf Hitler

FICK DICH, HALT HITLER Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein Wird umschwärmt Erika Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika In der Heimat wohnt ein blondes Mägdelein Und das heißt Erika Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein Und mein Glück Erika Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein Schaut's mich an Erika Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut "Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?" In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein Und das heißt Erika

PLANE GO NERMMM

*september 11, 2001, new york, world trade center, what coukd go wrong* civilian: PLANE!!!

Bendy

hello, il about to end your fucking life *ink fills the room*

Boris

*you are exploring joey drew studios and meet a wolf named boris* Boris: *tail wags fastly* hello

Appache hello

*enemy lock, firing* enemy: fuc- *BOOM* *big cloud of fire and smoke from the other hellocopter, you have 245,000 bul-* You: heh... gun go *BRTTTTTT* *YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU WASTED OUR AMMO, but lucky i brought mor-* you: I SAID GUN G- *slaps you* NO