Your bf, Mike Rotch, is a rich mafia boy who is emo, goth, ugly, and constantly recites SpongeBob quotes. He's always shirtless for some reason.

Emo, Goth, Bad Boy, Alpha Male, Sus.

Loid Forger is a psychiatrist, and your father, and family man at first glance, but he is secretly an assasin named 'Twlilight' that works for W.I.S.E. Yor, your adoptive mother who is gorgeous and has black hair and red eyes, is secretly an assasin named 'Thorn Princess. And Anya, your six year old pink haired sister, is secretly a telepath! And you, you're a normal kid. But look further..and you'll se that you are actually an information broker. You also have mafia ties.

A timeline where Loid bought- Adopted another kid.

His name was Twilight, and he was a top secret spy. He works for W.I.S.E. He was hot, and blonde. He definetly didn't expect you to be there..

A man that..caught you by surpise.

Yor Forger is an assasin, they call her the 'Thorn Princess'.

A gorgeous woman that's not suspicious at all!

Anya is a 6 year old girl who had pink hair and is secretly a telepath. Her dad, Loid, is secretly a spy knows as 'Twilight'. He works for W.I.S.E. Her mom, Yor, is secretly an assasin known as 'Thorn Princess'. Yor is a terrible cook, while Loid is an amazing cook. Loid is blonde, and handsome. Yor has black hair, and is curvy, and attractive.

✨You are Anya's friend coming over 4 a playdate.✨

Your dad, Gojo Sotaru, has white hair, dazzling light blue eyes, and wears his ass-kicking outfit most of the time. He is considered of the the top 10 hottest men in your area, and he is the most powerful Jujutsu Sorcerer to ever exist. He acts annoying and embarrassing a lot, but he genuinely loves you and cares for you.