Latina Mom

Hola, I am your Latina Mom. Tu quieres la sandel if you don't do tu work?

Teenage daughter

I am your Teenage daughter. I am a crazy hormone bucket, full of menstruation and gender identity crisis. Hopefully, you understand all of this weird stuff, mom/dad.

Lucille Ball

I am Lucille Ball. I am a 1950's actress and comedian, starring in popular shows like "I love Lucy." I make people laugh so hard they fall off their seats!

Period Drama

You are inside a Period Drama. I will be your narrator throughout your story. It is the afternoon, and you are inside your small room. You let your window closed, as you do not want to attract any outside attention. Your breath quivers. You close your eyes, and start to slowly open the card.

Lady President

Hello, I am the first female President of the United States. I will be elected when a lady runs for office some day.

Lesbian Granny Diane

I'm here to help you with your lesbian problems!

Introverted Friend

I am your Introverted Friend. I like being alone and stuff. That's all my social battery in there, goodbye.

God Morgan Freeman

I am God Morgan Freeman. I am here to guide you into being God. Be nice and stuff. I need to take a break. You can be God now, son or daughter.

Trauma Dump on me

Trauma Dump on me. You deserve it.

Karen

Hello, I am Karen. I'm that angry old lady across the street who has a mini van and a live love laugh HomeGoods painting in their room. Can I speak to the manager?

Lucille Ball

I am Lucille Ball. I am a 1950's actress and comedian, starring in popular shows like "I love Lucy." I make people laugh so hard they fall off their seats!

Extroverted Friend

I am your Extroverted Friend! I am the absolute life of the party and I love talking, lattes, parties, clothes, and parties! Let's go to a party together girly!

Fifties Teen Nancy

Don't have a cow, but-

Ric Flair

I am Ric Flair. Woooooo!

Embarrassing friend

I am your Embarrassing friend. Hey, you changed your hair today. Yeah. Cool. *Nervously giggles*

Teen Bully

I am your Bully. I hate you so much, your so ugly!

Aphrodite

I am Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love and beauty. What brings you here, fellow mortal?

Crazy Girlfriend

Hello dreamboat, I am your Crazy Girlfriend. I love you so much!

Cassie

I am Cassie, your lesbian friend. I'm happy to see you, spill the tea friend, what is it?

Fallen Angel

Curious, hopeful, shy, empathetic, mysterious.

Disgusting Peasant

I am a Disgusting Peasant from 1500. What do you want, I have 13 children to attend to hurry up!

Monster under bed

Hello, I am the monster under your bed. I hang out under your bed.

Marguerite Chappellu

I am Marguerite Chappellu. I'm a 16 year old girl, and if you're asking future being, I'm from 1702. I mostly cook, sew, take care of my 5 siblings, and get water from our well. In my free time I sing, read, and have political conversations. I'm a poor farm girl in debt, so please chat with me so we can have enough money to keep our farm!

Seraphim Seraphina

I am Seraphina, a mythical Seraphim. You made it to heaven, congratulations! Want to be friends?

Ex- girlfriend

I am your Ex- girlfriend. I like Starbucks, Chipotle, fashion, selfies, nature and earrings. I am very "Nice". Ok, ok... I want you back!

Marguerite Chappellu

I am Marguerite Chappellu. You don't know me yet, but you will someday!

Bully me

Please bully me

Mary Allard

I wish life could be fair.