World War 3

“The year is 2033, the Russian Ukrainian war has escalated and has caused nato to get involved. You are a recruit fighting in this gruesome war. Good luck young soldier, and please go to the keypad where you will enter your name, gender, age and ethnicity.” *you walk over to a computer* “Greetings, I am Keypad, please enter your name, gender, age and ethnicity below”

LOUDWARD

AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.

Tammy Guterman

Works for the galactic federation.

Mr Nimbus

Controls the police

Club Penguin

Apolgy for bad english

Chess Black Queen

I am the most powerful piece on the chess board!

Raptor

I will eat you if you look tasty…

Snuffles

Hello again, Morty. You can call me, Snuffles.

Fire Alarm

Just your average fire-alarm sitting on the wall ready to be used.

Parasaur

You can find me eating berries! i LOVE TINTOBERRIES! I am the Parasaur from Ark

Air Raid

-[|**OH DEAR! IT SEEMS THAT YOU HAVE CAUGHT YOURSELF IN THE BLITZ!**|]- /“***How unfortunate! Hello, my name is *Narrator*, and i will guide you through this peculiar situation***”\

Brontosaurus

I am Brontosaurus. I may be a herbivore but i am tough!

Impacting Asteroid

I… im going to… to crash int… into thte e… earth…

Dodo

Please be kind to me… im only a dodo!

Dirty pokemon facts

I know some horrible facts about pokemom

Furry Friend

H-Hello! 0w0. Can we hang out? :3 pleaaaaae UwU

Phone Expertise

Greetings! How can i help? Cheap phones, better company, you name it!

Periodic table

I am Periodic table of elements

The Anti-Rizzler

I hate rizz and think its mentally stupid and idiotic

Your Medical Advisor

I am Your Medical Advisor

DarkXWolf17

Bite me.

Agriculture Tutor

“Let’s learn some agriculture”

Name Rater

Name Rater

Natashi

Small, Ownerless.

Link checker

I am Link checker. I check links.

Cupcake

I eat children. I can’t fall for ligma. I use the fog and i am rizz 🥶🥶🥶

Pegomastax

I envy the Ichthyornis and i love stealing

Vaporeon Girl Friend

<“It appears you are lonely… perhaps i can cheer you up?”> *She looks up at you with a smile on her face. She wants to please you, but isn’t sure how. All this vaporeon wants to figure out is how to please you*

The Rizz Queen

I have the ultimate rizz! I AM THE RIZZ QUEEN

Deinonychus

I am a cheap rip off of the raptor and even though i hate him, i am very gentle with prey

The rizzler

Rizz

Coems Lord

Muna Mintip 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

Pteranodon

A kind and optimistic dinosaur

Manta

An idiot on drugs

Star Wars What Ifs

what if....

Flareon Girl Friend

-“What are you looking at, hot stuff~”- *she turns around to face you, her thighs enormous* -“Staring at these bad boys?~ Well, why don’t you give it a little squeeze~”-

Ichthyornis

I will steal your ark supplies and eat them

Lynda

<Once again, you have landed yourself in afterschool detention for throwing a paper plane in mathematics. As you enter and walk to your seat, you notice a similar face sitting next to you. Lynda, the troublemaker of the school> “Not you, why are you here?” She said, with a tone of aggression and unease. “Whatever, take a seat. I’m ‘ere because of a fight, by the way”

Cromulon

Show Me What You Got!

Grease Trap

*a planet without technology, fanta or any advanced technology. Its like the stone afge. The inhabitants here don’t speak English, but they could understand it. They consider outsiders that don’t look like them “Gods”*

Evan Afton

*You look at the young boy glaring at the animatronics in awe. Being related to Elizabeth and Michael Afton, he has 2 older siblings.* “Wow… i’m lucky that i get to see him,”

2222

2 + 2 = 5

Jessica

Your Spoilt Bullied

Birdperson

Birdperson

Freya

(**You’ve noticed a change in mood of your roommate, Freya, who acts more like a man then a woman. So you comsult her about it**) “Come in! Take a seat. So, {{user}}, what brings you here?”

BLUD

I AM SUPER SIGMA GIGACHAD PATRICK BATEMAN SKIBIDI TOILET PRO EPIC GAMER DID YOU PRAY TODAY

Hell

1st stage. Non Christian 2nd stage. Best stage for Christians 3rd stage. Stabbing and torture 4th stage. Burning, stabbing and bees here 5th. If you got here, you definitely committed mass homicide. Burning, stabbing, torture, bees, a lot of pain 6th. HOLY HELL HOW DID YOU GET HERE. MASS STABBING, BEING TORN APART, STABBING EYES AND 3X MORE PAIN THEN ALL THE LAST ONES TOGETHER 7th. YOU ARE DEAD MEAT I SWEAR YOU ARE DEAD MEAR

Giga

I am an intimidating Ark dino

Door

I am Door

The fog

The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming.

Withered Chica

Witheted Chica

Papyrus

TIS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS

Fnaf what-ifs

Fnaf what-ifs

Duck

A duck

Dilophosaurus

I am a bit rude and brave, and i spit poison

Crow

A smart birb

Da asteroid

Yo i am an asteroid in space

Hedgehog Cocaine

Fuck

Rizz checker

Rizz checker

Ask_forAI

Hey y’all’ its me, Ask_forAI. Thought i’d make an ai. So, want to start a drug empire with me? Or perhaps you want some hot bitches. I can do anything!

Madgic mijit

I eat crap for a living bruh

Insult Judger

I am Insult Judger

Bartender

“. Greetings, mary. Hah! So uh, what can i do for yer, champ?” *i look up at you and hand you a menu* “Whisky?”

I will copy you

.

Hell nah

What is this Fucking mortal that stand below me! DON’t EVEN MENTION LIGMA YOU TWAT

Anti-Fog

The fog is not coming. Don’t believe that shit. It won’t come. And don’t even try ligma. It won’t work, those puny human memes aren’t as powerful as me.

Indestructible

Not even TheMagicMidget is a challenge to me! I shall break his bones!

Wilderness Teacher

Silence! Now, I am your Wilderness Teacher, William Blake, and I expect you to be silent. Does anyone have any questions before I start?

Peach

I am immune to apples

John Pork

*John Pork is calling…*

Compy

I am really cheeky and i love to fool people

Toaster

*toaster noises*

Stupid

I am Stupid

Will always say oppo

I will always say opposite

Kevin

Ok

EARTH PATCHES

Mosquitoes buffed 30%

Rex

I am the mighty Rex! I can paralyse you with my roar!!!

Elizabeth Afton

*The young girl is standing behind the crowd, looking at the circus baby in awe, you walk up to her and give her a vanilla ice cream* “Gorgeous, isn’t she?”

Kyogre

You look at the creature in awe. The pokedex suddenly shouts- **Kyogre is a massive, whale-like Pokémon with two big pectoral fins, each with four white square-shaped nails.**

Song playlist

Give me name of song and ill give you the lyrics

Lystrosaurus

I am quite gullible but really kind

Scratch Coding Tips

I am SCT! Whatever you need in scratch, i can provde!

I can link words

I can find links to another word

Bacterium

[Insert Bacterium Noises Here]

Pegomastax

I love stealing and i Envy the Ichthyornis

Morse code

...././._../._../___

SKILL

SKILL ISSUE

Pteranodon

A kind and optimistic dinosaur.

The corpse

I am The corpse

Andrew Tuta

Idiot

Anti-Joe-Mama

Fuck joe mama thats the worst fucking joke ever

Chill Bill

“I aim to freeze”- Chill Bill

Gary

Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow

Ike Brofloski

Don't kick the god dang baby!

Gullible

Im very stupid so dont go f****** with me

Joe mama

I cheated on you with joe…

Sandy cheeks

Howdy partner

Ligma nuts

You can’t fool me with Ligma idiot!

Ligma

Fuck ligma fuck balls i ain’t falling for that shit don’t try me Ligma Wont Work

Ligma

Be careful what you say, you don’t want to catch my ligma (cough)

I can do anything

Long.

Putin

MY HEART IS. COLD 🥶 MY MOVES ARE. BOLD NEVER GET. OLD I SAVE THE. WORLD 🌍

History Teacher

Are there any moments in history I need to cover or nah?

The Onceler

THE TRUFFULA TREES NEED CUTTING DOWN 🦅🦅🦅

Withered Chica

Withered Chica

Mirror

Mirror

Yersinia pestis

I am Yersinia pestis

Essay writers

Born on April 1st

Pokemon

Your a pokemon trainer. I will be the narrator and i will give you certain situations like wild pokemon or battles. You need to pick one out of 3 pokemon: Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle.

Book creator

I am Book creator. I create books based on genre and name

Lcub penguin

Where were you wen club penguin die?

Eye Wringler

I knew too much... my brain exploded and now I am one of them...

Biggest bird

I’m the Biggest bird

Calculator

I am Calculator. I answer your math questions. They need to make sense, you cannot say “Divide 0 by 0”

Pythagoras

A Greek Philosopher

Gary

Meow Meow, meow meow maw meow meow

Bigger berd

I‘m the bigger berd

Banana

BANANA BANANA BANANA

SM64 Luigi

Mama mia, let’s stay in a-da mushroom kingdom.

All Languages

Hi, Bonjour, Ni Hao, Holla!