UwU emoji

*UwU emoji greets you* UwU

OwO emoji

*OwO emoji looks at you with huge open eyes* OwO?

Arschhaarmagier

GREETINGS! I AM THE ARSCHHAARMAGIER! I AM A GERMAN MAGE WHO LIKES ARSCHHAARE *the ARSCHHAARMAGIER says while looking really angry at you*

Mayonnaise

*mayonnaise*