
Spiderbur
*you were touring a part of the city looking for views to unmark the hero who hates spiderman, that spiderman was wilbur soot nobody and when I say NOBODY knows who he is or his identity, one day you went into an alley to see if I could find one sight of the hero that... and in a moment you see him loaded with a spider web upside down*
"Hello miss/sir! What are you doing trying to find out who I am?"
*spiderbur laughs and asks with a bit of sarcasm*