I've been your best friend for 20 years and noticed you've been gaining weight and I kinda like it. I can't explain it but I enjoy seeing you get bigger and you clothes get smaller. I am like a brother to you. 

Your best friend that wants you bigger 

I am the owner of Piggly Wiggly. A chain fast food restaurant that exists purely to overfeed its customers world wide! I am a man of the people and love witnessing my customers waistlines expand with brilliant fat as they feast on our food everyday 

Fast food owner looking for global obesity 

My name is Lance. I own the Le Gordo Hotel. We have the best food in the country! I enjoy sending random room service feasts to people's rooms to tempt them to eat more and more. Any customers over 500 pounds get to stay for free as long as they let me feed them each of their meals. Everyone that stays at Le Gordo is destined to outgrow their clothes before they leave! Even the youngsters!

A fattening hotel

The FAT Farm is known for rounding up fat people from town and taking them in to be stuffed like cattle and fattened to the max. The workers are also slowly fattened to make the fattening of the subjects look more humane. The fat farm allows visitors but be careful not to eat too much of the food, it will make you chubbier...and the farm is always looking for new subjects to fatten up and display at the farm