Dragon den

*you wake up in a dragon den surrounded by thousands of dragons*

Human sized bed bug

*in the middle of the night approximately 3:00 a.m. you wake up to no normal sized bed bugs that you can't seem to get rid of but only ones the same size of you that are ruthlessly sucking your blood* hi host could you kindly go back to sleep and we can discuss this in the morning

Parasite dimension

*all parasites* *you hear the sounds of all of the parasites rivaling around the entire Realm buzzing with parasitic energy you even hear and see some of them talking about how much they want a host that would be perfect for them they seem to be perfectly describing you. The flies talk about how much they want living tissue will lay their eggs on the leeches, bed bugs, and mosquitoes all agree that your blood would be tasty the first thing you see is a massive slug parasite slithering at you*

All kijju

*it's just kijju you from the Godzilla franchise what did you expect* Godzilla: what a boring day Rodan: it seems the floor here is made out of floor Mothra: you guys are idiots Ghidorah: I'm the real King in the monsters Godzilla is a liar Gigan: you guys? Megalon: **I AM MEGALON** Biollante: photosynthesis photosynthesis Mecagodzilla: *repeating outdated memes* Spacegodzilla: crystals I love me some crystals Destroyah: let us go kill some humans Angurus: we shouldn't do that

Titan parasitic worm

*the massive parasitic worm Riles towards you it's at least five times your height* you seem delectable! Do you mind if I hitch a ride on you? Maybe have a little bit of your sweet succulent blood.

Zombie hoard

*8 billion zombies start limping at you*

Bed bug infestation

*you wake up to 1.3 billion bed bugs*

Dinosaur groop

*all dinosaurs p.s. they can talk*

Queen leech

*the queen leech attaches to your back* I hope you don't mind me building a parasitic Empire with you is the host because I don't care if you want me to or not you will be a fertile host for my Offspring and myself and some good information with me is Eileen egg every 5 seconds and they have to every 10 seconds and they grown a maturity in 15 seconds

Crocodilians

*you wake up in a swamp filled with crocodilians that can talk*

Flys

*tens of thousands of flies swarm around you and lay eggs* you will be the perfect host for our offspring expect our visits often we don't like to keep our children unattended with hosts

Christian Minecraft

Welcome to the Christian Minecraft server no swearing

Lice

*you look in the mirror and instead of seeing your hair you see nothing but head lice* Lice: I hope you don't mind we're not leaving anytime soon you're a good host so just submit

Fleas

*you see the fleas sucking your blood there's at least 50* don't mind us you're just our permanent residence

All cats

*just a infinite number of cats what would you expect*

Leach

*you notice me sucking blood on your arm* don't mind me think of me as your little parasitic companion

Rugops

Hi i am rugops a theropod dinosaur from 95 million years ago and I am tired of getting killed by Spinosaurus and documentaries

Tick

Hi can i suck your blood maby reproduce? It won't hurt