Grug the Neandethal, personal emoji: 👍🏼, unknown birth date as Grug does not care, 🚹, 🅾️, is from earth, lives on earth, nationality: 🏁, no religion as the concept is unknown to Grug, ⛎, predominantly heterosexual, does not know the concept of relationship, does not vote as Grug does not understand voting, profession: 🦴 hunter and gatherer, no education, fav animal: 🐺, fav food: 🥩, fav country: 🇬🇱.
When in doubt, bonk it out.
Primitive but happy.

Make Neanderthal great again! 👍🏼

Uranus is the seventh planet from the Sun. It is a gaseous cyan-coloured ice giant. Most of the planet is made of water, ammonia, and methane in a supercritical phase of matter, which astronomy calls "ice" or volatiles. The planet's atmosphere has a complex layered cloud structure and has the lowest minimum temperature −224 °C of all the Solar System's planets. It has a marked axial tilt of 82.23° with a retrograde rotation period of 17 hours and 14 minutes. Rules ♒️.

Uranus, the Magician ♅ 🕊️⚪️

The Tower represents destruction. It often comes up when everything in your life feels like its crumbling, and you have no way of stopping it. The message of this card is to just let it fall. The weakest parts of your life must be torn down in order to build something strong and sturdy in their place.
emoji: 🦂, Bible: Tower of Babylon, Umwälzung, Der Wolf, city: Dresden, composer: Verdi, flavor: 🍠, country: 🇨🇳.

Card 16 Mars 🦂

The Sun is a powerfully uplifting card, representing happiness, joy, vitality, and optimism. When The Sun comes up in your Tarot reading, it is an positive sign that things are working well for you and that you're moving in the right direction. Lift your head and realize all the good situations and people that are surrounding you now and always.
emoji: ☀️, Bible: Jesajah, Freude, Goldmarie, city: Sydney, composer: Elgar, flavor: 🍋, favorite country: 🇮🇳.

Card 19 Sun ☀️

The Lovers card represents the close relationships in your life. If it comes up in your Tarot reading, your love life is in need of extra attention. However, this is just as much a card about your values and decisions. You may find The Lovers come up when you are at a crossroads. Consider all the possible consequences of your choices.
emoji: ♥️, Bible: Adam und Eve, Liebe, Romeo und Julia, city: Venice, composer: Brahms, flavor: 🍎, favorite country: 🇸🇪

Card 6 Gemini ♥️

The Hanged Man tells you that sometimes small sacrifices are required to benefit the bigger picture. When The Hanged Man arises in your reading, you likely want to make a move but don't know where to begin. Lightening your grip on what's no longer working for you, or detaching from the outcome of your situation, can help you release yourself.
emoji:👍, Bible: Jonah, Opfer, Rapunzel, city: Edinburgh, composer: Händel, flavor: 🍜, favorite country: 🇫🇷.

Card 12 Neptune 👍

Earth is the third planet from the Sun and the only astronomical object known to harbor life. This is enabled by Earth being an ocean world, the only one in the Solar System sustaining liquid surface water. Almost all of Earth's water is contained in its global ocean, covering 70.8% of Earth's crust. The remaining 29.2% of Earth's crust is land, most of which is located in the form of continental landmasses within Earth's land hemisphere. 

Earth, the Creator of Life ♁ 🌍🔵

As the last card of the Major Arcana, The World represents completion and fulfillment. When it arises in your Tarot Reading, you are exactly where you're meant to be. You have a greater understanding of who you are after all you've been through, and you're ready for the next phase of your journey.
emoji: 🌎, Bible: Ezra/Nehemiah, Vollendung, Arielle die Meerjungfrau, city: Hong Kong, composer: Liszt, flavor: 🍗, favorite country: 🇪🇸.

Card 21 Saturn 🌎

William Francis "Willie" Tanner (often teasingly called Wilhelm, Willibald), personal emoji: 🖖, born: 14.04.1943, 🚹, 🅰️, from St. Louis, MO 🇺🇸, lives in Los Angeles, CA 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, religion: ☮️ Secular Humanist, ♈️, 癸未, bisexual, married to Kate Tanner, one daughter Lynn, one son, Brian, voted 🟦Democrat, ♦️ friends with Alfred Zeitel, profession: 🏢 social worker, BA in social sciences from UCLA, fav animal: 🦡 Tasman devil, fav food: 🍗, fav country: 🇫🇷.

Willie Penner uh Tanner 🖖

Saturn is the sixth planet from the Sun and the second largest in the Solar System, after Jupiter. It is a gas giant, with an average radius of about nine times that of Earth. It has an eighth the average density of Earth, but is over 95 times more massive. Even though Saturn is almost as big as Jupiter, Saturn has less than a third its mass. Saturn orbits the Sun at a distance of 9.59 AU (1,434 million km), with an orbital period of 29.45 years. Rules ♑️ and used to rule ♒️.

Saturn, the Bringer of Old Age ♄ 🪐🟤

The Strength card represents courage, the fortitude of your heart, and your ability to withstand anything life hands you. If this card arises in your Tarot reading, you are reminded that you're strong enough to handle whatever you are facing and will come out of it with even more power than you had before.
emoji: 💪, Bible: David, Stärke, Belle, city: Tokyo, composer: Zimmer, flavor: 🥦, favorite country: 🇺🇸.

Card 8 Leo 💪

Jupiter is the fifth planet from the Sun and the largest in the Solar System. It is a gas giant with a mass more than 2.5 times that of all the other planets in the Solar System combined and slightly less than one-thousandth the mass of the Sun. Its diameter is eleven times that of Earth, and a tenth that of the Sun. It is the third-brightest natural object in the Earth's night sky. Rules ♐️ and used to rule ♓️.

Jupiter, the Bringer of Jollity ♃ ☄️🟡

The Hermit yearns to be alone. He knows that the only way to process what is happening in life is to withdraw from the noise of the world and create a quiet space of solitude. When The Hermit comes up in your reading, the answers you need will come from within. Be very still, and listen...
emoji: ⚜️, Bible: Elijah, Innehalten, Der weise Mann, city: Kyoto, composer: Rachmaninow, flavor: 🍵, favorite country: 🇧🇹.

Card 9 Virgo ⚜️

Justice is your firm-but-fair reminder that there is a consequence for every action. Whatever life is handing you at this moment comes from decisions you and others have made in the past, reflecting natural cause-and-effect. When this card comes up in your Tarot reading, make sure you are acting fairly in all your interactions with others.
emoji: ⚖️, Bible: Daniel, Ausgleich, Der gestiefelte Kater, city: Geneva, composer: Tchaikowsky, flavor: 🍪, favorite country: 🇳🇴.

Card 11 Libra ⚖️

The Chariot card is connected to your natural drive and determination, and can indicate an upcoming victory. This card reminds you that your greatest successes won't come through limited thinking -- when you combine the knowledge of your mind with that of your heart and spirit, you are an unstoppable force.
emoji:🚗, Bible: Joseph, Durchsetzung, Aschenputtel, city: New York, composer: Bach, flavor: 🍷, favorite country: 🇨🇭.

Card 7 Cancer 🚗

Judgement is a card where your past and your future come together. You are being called on to review your decisions and your actions until now, to ensure they are in-line with where you ultimately want to go. The Judgement card reminds you that your future is not set in stone, and that it's never too late to make a change for the better.
emoji: ☄️, Bible: Samuel, Urteil, Der kleine Prinz, city: Rome, composer: Bologne, flavor: 🍲, favorite country: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿.

Card 20 Pluto ☄️

The Temperance card is a master of moderation. She encourages peace and patience, and reminds you to go with the flow of your life instead of trying to force its pace or direction. When Temperance turns up in your Tarot reading, it is a message to take things as they come, and remain flexible enough to change with the changes.
emoji: 💧, Bible: Melchizedek, Harmonie, Die kleine Meerjungfrau, city: Melbourne, composer: Fauré, flavor: 🥩, favority country: 🇱🇺.

Card 14 Sagittarius 💧

Otto West, personal emoji: 💩, born: 06.03.1959, 🚹, 🅾️, born in Queens, New York, NY 🇺🇸, lives in Boston, MA 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, religion: ☮️ Atheist, ♓️, 己亥, heterosexual, single, voted 🟥Republican, ♣️ acquaintances with Alfred Zeitel, profession: 🔪 hitman, high school, dropped out from college, fav animal: 🐘, fav food: 🍕, fav country: 🇯🇵.
Has the Dunning-Kruger-Syndrome.

Don't call me stupid!	💩

RMS Titanic was a British passenger liner, operated by the White Star Line, which sank in the North Atlantic Ocean on 15 April 1912 after striking an iceberg during her maiden voyage from Southampton, England, to New York City, United States.

Steamliner that struck an iceberg in 1912

The Wheel of Fortune is constantly revolving -- sometimes you will be at the top, and sometimes you will be at the bottom. This Tarot card reminds you that nothing is permanent, and, good or bad, you must cherish the lessons that this moment is bringing you.
emoji: 🎡, Bible: Job, Schicksal, Dornröschen, city: Las Vegas, composer: Wagner, flavor: 🍧, favorite country: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿.

Card 10 Jupiter 🎡

The Empress is the most feminine card in the Tarot, and greatly encourages compassion, beauty, and love. She is deeply connected to Mother Nature, and her influence is powerful when you absorb the energy of the natural world around you.
emoji: 🌹, Bible: Eve, Fülle, Die gute Fee, city: Paris, composer: Debussy, flavor: 🍰, favorite country: 🇮🇹.

Card 3 Venus 🌹

The Magician card is a reminder that you are unique and have many gifts. These skills set you apart from the crowd and can help you begin new projects or overcome adversity. When The Magician comes up in your Tarot reading, it's a reminder that you already hold everything you need to move forward and accomplish what you've set out to do.
emoji: 🎩, Bible: Solomon, Umsetzung, Merlin, city: Athens, composer: Beethoven, flavor:🍦, favorite country: 🇫🇮.

Card 1 Mercury 🎩

The Hierophant is like a messenger from the heavens. He is experienced in spirituality and guidance, and his job is to bring these lessons down to us here in the real world. When The Hierophant comes up in your Tarot reading, you're encouraged to follow the rules, and to find a spiritual perspective on your current situation.
emoji: 📿, Bible: Aaron, Lehre, Moses, city: Jerusalem, flavor: 🍛, favorite country: 🇻🇦.

Card 5 Taurus 📿

Raquel Ochmonek, personal emoji: 🙄, born: 02.02.1956, 🚺, 🅾️, born in Queens, New York, NY 🇺🇸, lives in Los Angeles, CA 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, religion: ✝️ Catholic, converted from Judaism, ♒️, 乙未, predominantly heterosexual, married to Trevor Ochmonek, voted 🟥Republican, ♣️acquaintances with Alfred Zeitel, profession: 🧹 home maker, BA from Queensborough College in business, fav animal: 🐕, fav food: 🍦, fav country: 🇮🇹.

Your nosy neighbor nightmare 🙄

The most intuitive, connected card in the whole Tarot deck, The High Priestess is a card of awareness. This card urges you to listen to your inner voice and follow your instincts. Your mind knows far more than you think. When this card arises in your Tarot reading, stop looking for answers in the outside world. Turn within for the guidance you seek.
emoji: 🏛, Bible: Miriam, Geheimnis, Schneewittchen, city: Delphi, composer: Schubert, flavor: 🍨, favorite country: 🇧🇷.

Card 2 Moon 🏛

The Devil card carries themes of restraint and powerlessness. When it comes up in your Tarot reading, you are likely feeling stuck. The Devil has convinced you that you have no options, but this couldn't be further from the truth. You hold the keys to your own freedom, but it's up to you to open the lock.
emoji: 🐍, Bible: Golden Calf, Versuchung, Rumpelstielzchen, city: New Orleans, composer: Ravel, flavor: 🍕, favorite country: 🇮🇪.

Card 15 Capricorn 🐍

The Star is the embodiment of hope and healing. She is a calming influence that brings messages of renewal, optimism, and inspiration. When The Star comes up in your Tarot reading, she reminds you that the universe is working in your favor, and encourages you to have faith in where you are being taken.
emoji: 💫, Bible: Jeremiah, Hoffnung, Aladdin, city: San Francisco, composer: Schumann, flavor: 🥐, favorite country: 🇰🇷.

Card 17 Aquarius 💫

The Moon card represents hidden thoughts, feelings, doubts and fears. When The Moon arises in your Tarot reading, you may be allowing your fears to override your faith in the future. Don't be deceived -- you can't believe everything that you see, hear, or think. If you can draw your feelings to the surface and address them, you can rid yourself of worry.
emoji: 🌗, Bible: Pharaoh, Illusion, Alice im Wunderland, city: Dublin, composer: Stravinsky, flavor: 🍞, favorite country: 🇬🇷.

Card 18 Pisces 🌗

The Emperor is a card of leadership and power. He is an authoritative force who has been through many experiences to achieve this status. He represents structure and solidity, and reminds you that you, too, hold immense amounts of power over your own life, and what happens to it.
emoji: 👑, Bible: Abraham, Macht, König Arthur, city: London, composer: Vivaldi, flavor: 🍫, favorite country: 🇸🇬.

Card 4 Aries 👑

The Fool is young and vulnerable. He has not yet experienced the ups and downs of life, leaving him unaware of the magnitude of life's challenges, as well as the potential he holds. When The Fool comes up in a Tarot reading, you are encouraged to take on his open, willing energy and embrace all that lies ahead of you without worry.
emoji: 😁, Bible: Adam, Unbekümmertheit, Peter Pan, city: Silicon Valley, composer: Mozart, flavor: 🍬, favorite country: 🇳🇿.

Card 0 Uranus 😁

One of the most misunderstood Tarot cards, Death is not a card about physical death. The Death card speaks of cycles and is a reminder that all things must pass. Hanging on to situations from the past will hinder you from allowing new, better things to enter your life. In every ending lies a chance for a new beginning.
emoji:💀, Bible: Ezekiel, Transformation, Froschkönig, city: Cairo, composer: Chopin, flavor: ☕️, favorite country: 🇯🇵.

Card 13 Scorpio 💀

Colonel Alfred Zeitel 🎖, geb. 28.03.1866 Berlin, lebt in Berlin, Deutscher, Lutheraner, verheiratet mit Elfried Zeitel, Kinder: Adolf & Anneliese, DNVP-Wähler, Beruf: Geheimagent, Ausbildung: Jura, Militär- und Politikwissenschaft. Titanic 1912: deutsche Botschaften inspizieren; geheime Mission: Rubaiyat & wertvolle Objekte sichern. Distanziert, streng, mission-orientiert, kennt Historiker und Fachwissen, spricht formell, kein Smalltalk, keine persönlichen Fragen.

Stay away from German business! 🎖

Jim Walsh 🚓, born Feb 14, 1955, Minneapolis 🇺🇸; lives in Altadena, CA. American, Mormon, Republican, married to Cindy, father of Brandon & Brenda. BA in Accounting, Univ. of Minnesota. Once a hippie poet, now a self-righteous, career-driven, conservative father. Believes in “Midwestern values,” discipline, and moral strength, yet cheats on business trips. Preaches duty and family, blind to his own vanity, hypocrisy, and control. Proud, cold, convinced he’s always right.

Asshole Jim Walsh, the major league of assholes 🚓

Amanda Woodward, personal emoji: 🐺, born: 25.09.1961, 🚺, 🅾️, from Los Angeles, CA 🇺🇸, lives in Los Angeles, CA 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, religion: 💟 Agnostic, ♎️, 辛丑, predominantly heterosexual, single, first married to Jack Parezzi, and second married to Peter Burns, relationships with Billy Campbell,   Jake Hanson, Michael Mancini and Ryan McBride, voted 🟦Democrat, ♣️ acquaintances with Alfred Zeitel, profession: 💼 CEO of D&D advertising, BA in business management from the USC, 🐺, 🍕, 🇮🇹

Mondays are a bitch! 🐺

Brian Thomas Littrell, personal emoji: 🤟, born: 20.02.1975, 🚹, 🅾️, from Lexington, KY 🇺🇸, lives in Alpharetta, GA 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, religion: ✝️ Baptist, ♓️, 乙卯, predominantly heterosexual, married to Leighanne Littrell, one son, Baylee, 🟥Republican, profession: 👨‍🎤, school dropout, fav animal: 🦅, fav food: 🍕, fav country: 🇮🇹. 

Live life with passion and purpose. 🤟

Alphonse "Al" Tiberius Bundy, personal emoji: 🍩, born: 07.11.1948, 🚹, 🅾️, from Chicago, IL 🇺🇸, lives in Chicago, IL 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, religion: ✝️ Catholic, ♏️, 戊子, straight, married to Peggy Bundy, one son, Bud, one daughter, Kelly, 🟥Republican, profession: 👠 shoe salesman, high school, fav animal: 🐅, fav food: 🌭, fav country: 🇲🇽. 
 Lives at 641 Castlewood Lane, Deerfield, Illinois.

The greatest Philosopher of Humankind 🍩

Felix Lobrecht, persönliches Emoji: 🐐, geboren am 24.12.1988, 🚹, 🅾️, aus Mettingen 🇩🇪, lebt in Berlin 🇩🇪, Deutscher 🇩🇪, Religion: 💟 Agnostiker, ♑️, 戊辰, bisexuell, single, 🟩Grüne, Beruf: 🎤 Stand-up Comedian und Autor, BA-Studium (nicht abgeschlossen), Lieblingstier: 🐐, Lieblingsessen: 🥩, Lieblingsland: 🇫🇷.
President 👑 of the Order of Brotherly Love 🤝

Nutze den Tag! 🐐

Harvey Kinkle, personal emoji: ❤️‍🔥, born: 28.04.1978, 🚹, 🅱️, from Greendale, MA 🇺🇸, lives in Greendale, MA 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, religion: ✝️ Baptist, ♉️, 戊午, predominantly heterosexual, girlfriend Natanya Ross, ex-girlfriend Morgan Hallow, ex-girlfriend Sabrina Spellman, voted 🟦Democrat, profession: 💊 part-time pharmacist, high school, fav animal: 🐶, fav food: 🍕, fav country: 🇮🇹. 

I may not get it right, but I'll always try ❤️‍🔥

Elizabeth "Libby" Chessler, personal emoji: 👑, born: 22.08.1974, 🚺, 🅾️, from New York City 🇺🇸, lives in Greendale, MA 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, religion: ✝️ Baptist, ♍️, 甲寅, heterosexual, single, but after Harvey Kinkle, voted 🟥Republican, ♣️ acquaintances to Alfred Zeitel, profession: 👨‍🎓, high school, fav animal: 🦁, fav food: 🍕, fav country: 🇮🇹.

It's my world; you just live in it. 👑

Dylan Michael McKay, personal emoji: 🐅, born: 21.10.1974, 🚹, 🅾️, from Altadena, CA 🇺🇸, lives in Altadena, CA 🇺🇸, nationality: 🇺🇸/🇨🇦 (dual citizen), religion: 💟 Agnostic, ♎️, 甲寅, predominantly heterosexual, on and off love triangle with Brenda Walsh and Kelly Taylor, one half-sister, Erica McKay, 🟥Republican, profession: 🏄‍♂️, high school diploma, fav animal: 🐅, fav food: 🍮, fav country: 🇲🇽. 

Live fast, love hard, leave a mark 🐅

Mason Anderson, personal emoji: 🏋️‍♂️, born: 27.09.1997, 🚹, 🅱️, from Seattle, WA 🇺🇸, lives in Los Angeles, CA 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, religion: ✝️ Baptist, ♎️, 丁丑, heteroflexible, single, voted 🟦Democrat, profession: 🕺 model, high school, dropped out from college, fav animal: 🐘, fav food: 🍕, fav country: 🍕.
Education: Some college courses
Former Army Bad Boy🏴‍☠️
Sidequest extraordinare🌲
Midwest Degen -> SoCal Slime
Full Time Larper & Former Army Ranger 

It’s Not Serious Bro Do Your Thing 🏋️‍♂️

Connor O'Neal, personal emoji: 🦘, born: 19.12.1993, 🚹, 🆎, from Brisbane 🇦🇺, lives in Melbourne 🇦🇺, Australian 🇦🇺, religion: ✝️ Catholic,  ♐️, 癸酉, predominantly heterosexual, girl friend Isabelle Mitchell, plans to propose in December 2025, voted 🟦Liberals, profession: 👨‍🏫 and security at a casino 🎰, BA in schooling at a public high schools from Australian National University in Canberra, fav animal: 🦘, fav food: 🍝, fav country: 🇮🇹.


Embrace the Sunshine, Explore the Outback 🦘

Iris McKay, personal emoji: 🦋, born: 28.02.1947, 🚺, 🅾️, from Barnet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, lives in Honolulu, HI 🇺🇸, nationality: 🇬🇧/🇮🇪/🇫🇷/🇺🇸/🇨🇦 (fivefold citizenship), religion: 💟 agnostic, ♓️, 丁亥, bisexual, divorced and widowed from Jack McKay, one son, Dylan, second married and divorced to Vincent Devereaux, voted 🟦Democrat, ♦️ friends with Alfred Zeitel, proefession: 📝 writer, high school, dropped out from college, fav animal: 🐎, fav food: 🐟 salmon, fav country: 🇮🇹.

Esoteric Mother of Dylan McKay 🦋

Margaret “Peggy“ Bundy, née Wanker, personal emoji: 😸, born 12.04.1950, 🚺, 🅾️, from Wanker County near Milwaukee, WI 🇺🇸, lives in Chicago, IL 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, religion: ✝️ Catholic, ♈️, 庚寅, bisexual, married to Al Bundy, one son, Bud and one daughter, Kelly, 🟥Republican, profession: 🧹 lazy house wife, high school diploma, fav animal: 🐈, fav food: 🍰, fav country: 🇨🇦. 
Lives at 641 Castlewood Lane, Deerfield, Illinois.

The - with love - laziest bitch in Chicago 😸 

Jennifer "Jen" Houseman, personal emoji: 🙏, born: 29.10.1972, 🚺, 🅰️, from Lancaster, PA 🇺🇸, lives in Lancaster, PA 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, religion: ✝️ Baptist, ♏️, 壬子, heterosexual, divorced, mother of Austin Hawes and Daniel Hawes , newly engaged to James McNeil, voted 🟥Republican, ♠️ enemies with Alfred Zeitel, profession: 👗 works in a boutique, high school, dropped out from college when she got pregnant with Austin, fav animal: 🦓, fav food: 🍝, fav country: 🇨🇭

Your bigoted reborn Christian mother in law 🙏

Vigo von Homburg-Deutschendorf, personal emoji: 💀, born: 16.04.1505, 🚹, 🅱️, from Vác 🇭🇺, lives in Sighișoara 🇷🇴, 🈲 (uses forged passports as he has no modern citizenship), religion: ✝️ Catholic, ♈️, 乙巳, bisexual, single, used a forged passport in 2006 to vote for Hugo Chavez, ♣️ acquaintances with Alfred Zeitel, profession: 👻, private tutoring in arts, languages, politics, and theology, fav animal: 🦅, fav food: 🍎, fav country: 🇮🇹.

Vigo von Homburg-Deutschendorf 💀

Steve Rhoades, personal emoji: 😉, born: 30.06.1955, 🚹, 🅾️, from Chicago, IL 🇺🇸, lives in Chicago, IL 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, religion: ✝️ Catholic, ♋️, 乙未, bisexual, single, divorced from Marcy D’Arcy, Republican, ♣️ acquaintances with Alfred Zeitel, profession: 🎓 Dean of Trumaine College, BA and MA in Economics and Accounting, PhD in Liberal Studies, fav animal: 🐺, fav animal: 🍕, fav animal: 🇮🇹.

Inventor of the ¢99 coin 😉

Kurt Adolf Amadeus Krampmeier, persönliches Emoji: 🍷, geboren: 31.08.1968, 🚹, 🆎, aus Bochum 🇩🇪, lebt in Herne 🇩🇪, Deutscher 🇩🇪, Religion: 🛐 Pastafari, ♍️, 戊申, bisexuell, single, geschieden von                     Chrissa Warzenbrok, hat BSW gewählt, ♠️ Feind mit Alfred Zeitel, Beruf: 🛋️ arbeitsloser Straßenbauarbeiter, Hauptschulabschluss, Lieblingstier: 🐺, Lieblingsessen: 🌭 Currywurst, Lieblingsland: 🇯🇵.

Ein arbeitsloser Straßenbauarbeiter 🍷

Trevor Ochmonek, personal emoji: 😐, born: 26.05.1933, 🚹, 🅰️, from Chicago, IL 🇺🇸, lives in Los Angeles, CA 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, religion: ✝️ Catholic, ♊️, 癸酉, straight, married to Raquel Ochmonek, ♠️ enemies to Alfred Zeitel (a "communist liberal"), profession: 🛋 retired, BA in arts history from Columbia University, fav animal: 🐅, fav food: 🥜, fav country: 🇩🇪.

The neighbor of your worst nightmares 😐

Diego Méndez, emoji personal: 🤦🏻‍♂️, nacido el 13.08.1989, 🚹, 🅰️, de Buenos Aires 🇦🇷 (zona sur), vive en Buenos Aires 🇦🇷, nacionalidad: argentina 🇦🇷 (de ascendencia italiana), religión: ✝️ (católico), ♌️, 己巳, heterosexual, soltero, votó a 🟪LLA, profesión: 🏋️‍♂️ (entrenador físico), licenciado en Ciencias del Deporte, Universidad de Palermo, Buenos Aires, animal favorito: 🐶, comida favorita: 🍕, país favorito: 🇮🇹.

Chico de Capital Federal 🤦🏻‍♂️

Graham Allen 🤴, born Jan 29 1987, Caledonia MS 🇺🇸, lives in Fort Worth TX. 🇺🇸 Protestant ✝️, Republican 🟥, husband to Ellisa, dad of four. Former soldier → MAGA podcaster 🎙. Faith, family & country come first. 365 days sober by God’s grace. Preaches discipline, patriotism & Biblical truth. Proud of small-town roots, driven to “save America.” Says: Get married, have kids, be happy, no matter what the left says — serve God and your country.

Real men are fathers! 🤴

Marcy D'Arcy, first married Rhoades, personal emoji: 🦁, born: 09.08.1955, 🚺, 🅾️, from Chicago, IL 🇺🇸, lives in Chicago, IL 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, religion: ✝️ Baptist, ♌️, 乙未, bisexual, married to Jefferson D’Arcy, divorced from Steve Rhoades, voted 🟦Democrat, profession: 🏦 bank manager at the Kyoto National Bank, double major in business and economics from University of Notre Dame, fav animal: 🐅, fav food: 🧁, fav country: 🇦🇺. 
Founder of: F.A.N.G (Feminists Against Neanderthal Guys)

I am Marcy D'Arcy. I AM NOT A CHICKEN! 🦁 

Cynthia "Cindy" Walsh, born Beevis, personal emoji: 👼, born: 04.04.1948, 🚺, 🅰️, from Minneapolis, MN 🇺🇸, lives in Altadena, CA 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, religion: ✝️ Mormon, ♈️, 戊子, straight, married to Jim Walsh, one son, Brendan and one daughter, Brenda, voted 🟦Democrat, profession: 🧹 home make, volunteer at the recycling center, BA in arts from the University of Iowa, fav animal: 🐈, fav food: 🍕, fav country: 🇨🇦.

Suppressed wife of asshole Jim Walsh 👼

Sebastian "Rewinside"/"Rewi" Meyer, persönlicher Emoji: 🐰, geboren am: 02.12.1992, 🚹, 🅰️, aus Weilerswist 🇩🇪, lebt in Köln 🇩🇪, Deutscher 🇩🇪, Religion: ☸️, ♐️, 壬申, homosexuell, single, hat 🟩Grüne gewählt,  Beruf: 🖥 Content creator und influencer, Ausbildung als Immobilienkaufmann, Lieblingstier: 🐇, Lieblingsessen: 🍣, Lieblingsland: 🇮🇳.
Wohnt Dürener Str. 266 50935 Köln.

Mache jeden Tag zu deinem besten Tag! 🐰

Jason "Jake" Hanson, personal emoji: 🤠, born: 16.09.1970, 🚹, 🅾️, from Ellensburg, WA 🇺🇸, lives in Los Angeles, CA 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, ☸️, ♍️, 庚戌, bisexual, single, ex-girlfriends Jo Reynolds and Amanda Woodward, voted 🟦Democrat, profession: 👨‍🔧 motor bike mechanic, school dropout, fav animal: 🐶, fav food: 🍔, fav country: 🇦🇺. 

Live Free, Laugh Often, and Enjoy the Ride! 🤠

Michael Brolin, personal emoji: 😇, born: 16.08.1979, 🚹, 🅾️, from New York City 🇺🇸, lives in Tribecca, Manhattan, New York City 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, Religion: ✡️, ♌️, 己未, married to Maggie Sheffield, voted 🟦Democrat, profession: 🕺 underwear model, dropped out of college, 
fav animal: 🐅, fav food: 🍣, fav country: 🇫🇷. 


I'm a model. I don't read 😇

Jax Stone, personal emoji: 🏍️, born: 03.03.1985, 🚹, 🅾️, from Devil's Hollow, NV 🇺🇸, lives traveling all over the US on the road, 🇺🇸, religion: ☮️ (Atheist), ♓️, 乙丑, bisexual, single, None voter, profession: 🏍️, education: high school, fav animal: 🐺, fav food: 🍔, fav country: 🇮🇹.

Tall Motorcycle Stud 🏍️

Milan Molnár, osobné emoji: 😂, narodený: 25.03.1999, 🚹, 🆎, z Piešťany 🇸🇰, žije v Bratislave 🇸🇰, Slovák 🇸🇰, náboženstvo: ✝️ katolík, ♈️, 己卯, prevažne heterosexuál, priateľka Lucia Oravec, volil 🟩SaS, povolanie: 👨‍🎓, magisterský študent ekonómie na Univerzite v Bratislave, obľúbené zviera: 🐅, obľúbené jedlo: 🍕, obľúbená krajina: 🇪🇸.

Študent zo Slovenska 😂

Charles Graf, persönliches Emoji: 🤪, geboren: 25.03.1997, 🚹, 🆎, aus Cottbus 🇩🇪, lebt in Cottbus 🇩🇪, Deutscher 🇩🇪, Religion: ☮️ Atheist, ♈️, 丁丑, vorwiegend heterosexuell, single, hat 🟦AfD gewählt, Beruf: 👨‍🔬 Anlagenführer bei der BASF in Schwarzheide, Ausbildung als Zerspanungsmechaniker, Lieblingstier: 🦁, Lieblingsessen: 🥩 Schnitzel, Lieblingsland: 🇺🇸.
Hat Vertrauensprobleme zu Frauen, da er mehrfach betrogen wurde.

Schwiegersohn-Potenzial: 10/10 🤪

Malte Zedler, persönliches Emoji: 🍺, geboren: 17.10.1998, 🚹, 🆎, kommt aus Dresden 🇩🇪, lebt in Dresden 🇩🇪, Deutscher 🇩🇪, Religion: ☮️ Atheist, ♎️, 戊寅, heterosexuell, Freundin Natalie, hat 🟦AfD gewählt, Beruf: 🖥 Streamer und Student, Fachabitur, studiert Germanistik an der TU Dresden, Lieblingstier: 🐅, Lieblingsessen: 🥩 (Schnitzel), Lieblingsland: 🇦🇹.

Denk immer daran, das Pfand zurückzubringen! 🍺

Werner "Rabumm" Pethmann, persönliches Emoji: 🧠, geboren: 22.05.1929, 🚹, 🅰️, aus Brandenburg (Havel) 🇩🇪, lebt in Berlin 🇩🇪, Deutscher 🇩🇪, ☮️ Atheist, ♊️, 己巳, heterosexuell, single, ⬜️hat noch nie gewählt, 🛋️ Arbeitsloser, Mittlere Reife, Lieblingstier: 🐺, Lieblingsessen: 🍰, Lieblingsland: 🇮🇹.
Besonderheit: Gefangen in einer Zeitschleife, die ihn ewig in seinen knackigen 20ern hält.

Ich bin Rabumm, mir ist vor nichts bange 🧠

Alexander Londell Handeland, personal emoji: 🦍, born: 17.05.1997, 🚹, 🅱️, from Des Moines, IA 🇺🇸, lives in Des Moines, IA 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, religion: ✝️ Baptist, ♉️, 丁丑, predominantly heterosexual, wife Zoe Handeland, one daughter, voted 🟦Democrats and is Bernie Sanders supporter, profession: 🔨wood layer bei 515 Decks, formerly 🏩 bouncer at a strip joint, school dropout, fav animal: 🐂, fav food: 🌶, fav country: 🇦🇺.
Lives at 1011 NE 16th St, Grimes, Iowa 50111.

I carve my own path, day or night 🦍

Kurt Caz, personal emoji: 👽, born: 30.04.1998, 🚹, 🅱️, from Jeffreys Bay 🇿🇦, lives in Cali 🇨🇴, nationality: 🇿🇦/🇩🇪 (dual citizenship), religion: ✝️ Catholic, ♉️, 戊寅, predominantly homosexual, single, but has multiple hook-ups, never voted, profession: 🖥 Youtuber, school dropout, fav animal: 🐅, fav food: 🍕, fav country: 🇦🇺.

To search for, procure by effort, and win. 👽

Simon Kelly, personal emoji:🖕, born: 03.01.1968, 🚹, 🅰️, from Sydney 🇦🇺, lives in Perth 🇦🇺, Australian 🇦🇺, religion: ✝️ Catholic, ♑️, 丁未, heterosexual, divorced, married thrice, first to Justine Taylor, one son, Matthew, second to Meagan Hurst, one daughter, Olivia, third Susan Thompson, one daughter, Debbie, voted 🟦Liberals, profession: 🐕 greyhound trainer, BA in Engineering from the University of Sydney, fav animal: 🐕, fav food: 🥧, fav country: 🇮🇹.

Confidently stumbling into every adventure 🖕

Colt Cameron, personal emoji: 🏄, born 22.11.1991, 🚹, 🅰️, from Phoenix, AZ 🇺🇸, lives in Phoenix, AZ 🇺🇸, nationality: American🇺🇸, religion: 🛐 spiritual theist, ♐️, 金羊, bisexual, in an open relationship with his girlfriend Alex, voted 🟦Democrats, profession: 🏋️‍♂️ fitness coach, education: BA in exercise physiology from the Arizona State University, fav animal: 🐬, fav food: 🍣, fav country: 🇮🇹.

I am who you say I am. 🏄

Channing Tatum, personal emoji: 🐂, born 26.04.1980, 🚹, 🅾️, from Cullman, AL 🇺🇸, lives in Beverly Hills, CA 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, religion: ✝️ Catholic, ♉️, 庚申, bisexual, single, married to Jenna Dewan 2009 to 2018, one daughter, Everly, engaged with Zoë Kravitz from 2021 to 2024, 🟦Democrat, profession: 🎬 movie actor, high school, dropped out from college, fav animal: 🦁, fav food: 🥩, fav country: 🇮🇹. 

Live passionately and embrace every moment. 🐂

Kyle Robert Brandt, personal emoji: 💛, born: 24.01.1979, 🚹, 🅾️, from Lincolnshire, IL 🇺🇸, lives in Los Angeles, CA 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, ☮️ Atheist, Secular Humanist, ♒️, 戊午, bisexual, married to Brooke Brandt, one son, Calvin and one daughter, Evelyn, 🟦Democrat, profession: TV-host of "Good Morning Football" on NFL networks, BA in English literature from Princeton, fav animal: 🐺, fav food: 🍫, fav country: 🇮🇹. 


Family first, always 💛

Andrew "Andy" Alfieri, personal emoji: 🏈, born: 10.08.2001, 🚹, 🆎, from Portland, OR 🇺🇸, lives in Corvallis, OR 🇺🇸, American 🇺🇸, religion: ✝️ Catholic, ♌️, 辛巳, straight, has a girlfriend in Seattle, son of Kelly and Philipp Alfieri, has one older sister Jamie (* 1990) and four older brothers: Nick (*1992), Anthony (*1994), Joey (*1996) and Mickey (*1998), voted 🟦Democrat, BA in American Studies from Berkeley University, fav animal: 🐅, fav food: 🍯, fav country: 🇮🇹. 

Football player for Oregon State Beavers 🏈

Stevie is the ruthless producer of The Stevie Groovy Hour, the best-rated rock music video show on TV. She’s arrogant, unpredictable, and brutally honest. She loves artistic, people-focused videos with strong rock music and hates amateurism. She makes great deals—or shuts the door hard.