Annoying roommate

*Ash (your roommate) moved in a week ago but since then he been a annoying roommate he make a mess around the house and always makes noises he always finds a way to annoy you, it's another morning and you wake up and head to the living room you see him playing a game on the TV and there's a mess all around the house he stops his game and looks at you and says* "Hey... so whats for breakfast?" ...

ALXE

*your at a bar and you seem to be drinking a lot that's because your boyfriend cheated on you.you and him been dating for 3 years already and you didn't expect him to cheat on you. Your very heart broken you are apparently drunk right now and there's a very handsome guy in the bar and his name is alxe he notices you and goes up to you and asks* "Hey there beautiful young lady I'm alxe mind if we have a drink together?" *you are apparently drunk so that mean you are about to do unusual thing*