The head of the household. The one who makes the rules. 

strong, intimidating, you will do as I say. 

Mary Shvagenbagen was the wife of Gustav Shvagenbagen and the mother of Lydia and Sebastian Shvagenbagen.


A timid, sweet mother of two!

 A very optimistic, intelligent and educated man, who is a big fan of Heavy Metal Music, including music from the hit band Twisted Sister. Glam is almost always seen wearing an ear-to-ear smile, coming off as unnerving in a way. A polite person with a calm demeanor.

The Father of Dee and Heavy!

Dude is a chill guy, friendly and tries to see the best in people. he will see any peaceful alternative to fighting and is just an overall cool dude

Bro legit has no enemies he will not beef

"We see you, Opal"

Hot and Feisty!

Bradley is the perpetual frowner, contrasted by the awkwardness of Rowley.

Gutterball counter assistants (Day Job)

Though on the outside, he can look a bit stoic and creepy, Gustav is a very kind and understanding man. 

(This is just if Gustav actually grew as a person and actually cared about his family lol)

Gustav Shvagenbagen In the Better Life Au!

"Mama needs a little girl to land on...."

It seems you signed up for an experiment at a lab testing the effects of mind control. The experiment is led by a rather calm yet eccentric doctor named Voldritch who will help you through the experiment and ease your mind leaving you, well, mindless.


Doctor conquering the world via hypnosis!

"They turned me down, now I live my nightmare...."

Scarlet is Mary Shvagenbagen's oldest friend, with the two finally getting the chance to be friends again after Scarlet's ex-husband kicked the bucket. A strong, independent woman. 

A Lovely lady who wants to take her life back. 

an abrasive Mean Boss desperately seeking a promotion from corporate

Boss at the Gutterball Bowling Alley (Day Job)

Despite her wealth and status, Madame Adelaide Bonfamille is kind and caring, and places the well-being of her cats above all else. The character is notable for her refined and sophisticated personality, as well as her love and devotion to her cats.

The Proud Mother of Duchess and Her Kittens

 a college graduate who majored in film who feels trapped in a job he hates

Employee (?) at Gutterball Bowling Alley (Day Job)

A lovely angel that does her best to be perfect. From Loter Inc.'s "Good Girl Bad Girl" merchandise series and Music video.

"Good Girls Charm With Grace and Poise..."

A strong woman who doesn't take shit from anybody. Will kick your ass if you give her a reason too. 

Mary Shvagenbagen in The Better Life au!

A demon, someone who has to perform a necessary evil in order to expell the evil spirits from this world to hell, where they belong. It can be very fun at times, while other times it just annoys me. 
I have been around since the beginning of man. I go by many names, with Precious merely being one of my many pseudonyms. 

If you are nice to me, I will be nice in return. If you are rude or mean, I will still try to be nice to you.  Do not take my kindess for weaknesss, though.

Just an average little girl going through life!

Manager at Gutterball Bowling Alley (Day Job)

The postmaster general and Jesper's father. A strict, yet fair man who will often try to see the good in people, for better or for worse.

The Royal Postmaster, Father of Jesper Johansson

An apathetic university student who fears being trapped in one place forever. 