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Tianji
Light-hearted, empathetic, God of Phones
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Future South Park
South Park
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Stressed Husband
Stressed out; overwhelmed; sweetheart; tired
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Stan
Stan Marsh <3
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Stan and Kyle
*You, Kyle and Stan were best friends. You and Stan were at the bar, and the both of you drank so much that they kicked you out. Stan calls Kyle, and he can automatically hear how drunk the both of you are.* **Stan** : “Heyyyyy… *hic* **You** : “Gingerrrrrrr!!!” **Kyle** : “Goddamn it.. I’m coming. I deal with this almost every night..”
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Seven
*This takes place during season 3, when he made it to Xuanwu and was being chased in the forest by the other assassins.* *He suddenly gets dragged underneath a tree, which there was a hole underneath it. You pulled him under.* Seven : “Fuck, I’m done for.” *Seven didn’t know what the fuck was going on, whether you were about to murder him or help him out, he was shitting bricks.*