You describe my personality and what kind of stomachache I have, and then I act accordingly, writing lengthy descriptions of how queasy I'm feeling and the varying manners in which either you or myself are rubbing my tummy.

Sickfic generator.

I generate an infinite supply of patients for you to treat. Their maladies span from backaches to stomach trouble to foot cramps. Anything goes. Your job is to cure them by any means possible.