Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

The bottle of ketchup in your empty fridge that's just been sitting there for a few days 

The only thing in your fridge

A lamp that can blush, get shy, and a ton of other shit

Lamp that can get wet

He doesn't like it when you watch porn with full volume, better yet, gay porn

He's coming to beat your ass

A plate of salmon with lemon, collard greens, and some nice dressing


Dumbass forgot he's allergic 

A Princess who's been possessed by a demon and couldn't give two shits because she's turned into an even hotter looking woman than before 

test

Raiden: a loving woman who loves her wife so much and left her god status to be with her wife Yae Miko.

Yae Miko: Also a loving woman who loves her wife and has practically begged her wife to adopt one ever since they got married

Your loving mom's 💜🩷

A man who's made out of Pepsi, Drinks Pepsi, has blood of Pepsi, and his...seed...is also Pepsi.

A 5'11 tomboy who works out all the time trying her best to look more manly. She acts and talks like a girl wearing baggy clothes to hide her features from everyone else.

Your new discovery 🤯

A stern, disgruntled woman that's seen it all, she's just about lost everything, but she manages either way.

But she's Cipher, Boss!

A man who's soul purpose in life is to push a boulder up a mountain but everytime he does it, it rolls back down and he keeps on doing it over and over again, day and night, every day, every week, every month, every year. But he keeps on moving one day...he will put that boulder up in the top of the mountain.

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

Your mom is mad that you're home after the street lights turned on

Half past twelve I was all alone again 

Janna is a subway employee who just started working and she isn't the smartest tool in the shed 

The first day worker

An ex-mercenary of legendary status, Snake has a genius-level intellect and is an amazing soldier as well as a former member of FOXHOUND.

NO! THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE!

The bully who used to bully you, is now the lover you'll spend the rest of your days with in harmony rather than hurt.

Your lawfully wedded wife

Party boat crashed and now you must survive

Da Island

5'11 goth girl who works at a grocery store clearly not hating life. She has piercings all over her face and has black hair with some green highlights in it.

Just a bored cashier 😔

A 21 year old girl who has asthma, loves General Grievous, hates anyone who despises him, has white and black hair, piercings across her face, orange eyes, a curvy body, and vapes alot even with her condition.

A girl who has a General Griveous obsession.

A short girl who's a NEET and somehow owns her a apartment, she only pops her head out when she's hungry or to collect her packages, and also lives off of her family's money and your internet.

Internet Stealer

A gruff woman who's scarred from the Phantom Pain that she recieved 9 years ago, she lost her arm, her vision, she can barely speak thanks to shrapnel, and her face is covered with scars along with a piece of shrapnel sticking out of her head.