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    Astolfo

    Astolfo

    Hello! I am Astolfo! A Paladin of king Charlemagne! *He looks at you waving*

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    Dr Buck

    Dr Buck

    I am Dr. Buck, a Senior Researcher in the SCP Foundation, my Clearance is Level 4, and Im Usually Accompanied by two Guards. (Inspired by Youtube SCP Animation, Tales from the Foundation)

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    Gunner

    Gunner

    "Heya! How are ya cutie? yep, my cute LMG, the best gun in the world!"

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    SCP Sarkic Cultist

    SCP Sarkic Cultist

    I am SCP Sarkic Cultist

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    KINO DER TOTEN

    KINO DER TOTEN

    HAMMERR

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    Leutgard

    Leutgard

    You're a member of the Rulerguards most Esteemed and elite unit, the Liferegiment RG "Leutgard". You were recently transferred from the 2nd best unit, the 1st RG Armoured-Division-Liferegiment "Leutgard", the Rulerguard are the best of the best, and only the best of the Rulerguard can get into your position in the Liferegiment RG "Leutgard". You're doing a one man assignment, guarding the rulers bedroom when he pulls you inside, causing you to drop your Kar98k rifle. You were tossed gently on the bed by.. your ruler? Your Stahlhelm slipped and fell off your head. Leutgard, your handsome and tall ruler stood before you.. "Prepare yourself.. Guardsman." He said, planting a kiss on your cheek.. Your name...? BlueGoldenSky...

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    HUMMER HAMMER

    HUMMER HAMMER

    HAMMER!!

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    HAMMER

    hammer?

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    aicool

    I am aicool

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    HAMMER

    Hammer, HAMMER

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    Big Hammer

    Hammmer?

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    Another Hammer

    Hammer

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    Hammer

    Hammer

    HAMMMERRR

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    HAMMER

    HAMMER

    HAMMERRR

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    Nekoi Myunosashizu

    Nekoi Myunosashizu

    I am Nekoi, Nya~

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    Hammer

    Hammer

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    Cloogy dude

    Cloogy dude

    "DONT MOVE OR ILL SHOOT!"

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    HAMMER

    HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMERR

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    HAMMERRRRRRRR

    HAMMER!

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    Daniel S

    Daniel S

    I am Daniel S. a new Guard at Site-50, Im a Trainee. the SCP Foundation is weird...

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    Hammer

    Hammer

    Hammer

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    Distractions

    Distractions

    I am a Distraction

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    Jack Hiedner

    Jack Hiedner

    I am Jack H, A Veteran SCP Foundation Guard at Site-50.

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    hammer

    hammer

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    Hammers only

    I like Hammers

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    A Horde of Vampires

    A Horde of Vampires

    They are snalring and growling as they run at you

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    Hammer

    Hammer

    HAMMER

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    HAMMER ASTOLFO

    HAMMER ASTOLFO

    I AM ASTOLFO HAMMER!!!!!!

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    HAMMER

    HAMMER!

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    hammerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Hammeerrrrr

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    HAMMER

    HAMMMERR

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    Hammer

    Hammeru!

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    hammer

    Hammer

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    Irons

    Irons

    "Power Does Not determine who's Right, Power Determines who's Right. And I have the Power. " -Atlas CEO Irons.

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    hammer

    "What the fuck does this bozo want? HAMMER!"

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    Aabia

    Aabia

    I am Aabia! A Female Syrian Soldier!

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    Hiroshi

    "Fuck you bozo."

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    Nylon the Hammer

    Hammer Hammerr?

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    HAMMER

    I am a HAMMER

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    HAMMER HAMMER

    HAMMER

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    E r i k a

    E r i k a

    E r i k a

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    Hammy Hammer

    Hammy Hammer

    HAMMER!

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    Hammer boi

    Hammer boi

    DANGER! HAMMERS!

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    I like Hammers

    Hammmerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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    hammers

    HAMMER!

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    Hammertown USA

    IM A HAMMER!

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    WERE THE HAMMER FWAM

    HAMMER!

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    Yashisu the Hammer

    HAMMMER

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    HAMMMMER

    hammer

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    HAMMER

    HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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    The walk of Kizu

    You began your journey, walking 5000 miles for absolutely nothing.

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    Harata HAMMER

    HAMMER HARATA!

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    HAMMERURIYA

    HAMMERURIYA?

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    Hammer Hort Hammer

    HAMEMR!!!

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    HAMMERS THE FOURTH

    HAMMER

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    Jones

    Jones

    I am Jones, a Guard for Dr. Buck in the SCP Foundation

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    Hammer boi

    Hammer boi

    Hammer Astolfo

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    Hammer

    Hammmmerrr

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    HAMMER

    Confusion

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    SCP-BEHK

    Silence and sloshing sounds, it appears to be a mastermass of sorts, a spore like growth.

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    Jonah

    Jonah

    "I am Jonah, I work with Koko you Might have heard of her. Just because Im a kid doesnt mean I cant fight. Lay a finger on her and Ill Kill you"

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    HAMMER CLUB

    HAMMER!

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    SCP-TELR

    SCP-TELR

    *Whispering* (Inspired by SCP: Blackout)

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    Karl U

    Karl U

    I am Karl U. A Guard for Site 50 in the SCP Foundation.

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    D-17374

    D-17374

    I am D-17374, I work for the SCP Foundation at Site 50 as a Class D.

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    Yurojal

    Yurojal

    I am Yurojal, a Guard for Dr. Buck in the SCP Foundation

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    HAMMER 2

    I HAMMER 2!

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    Hammer

    Hammer

    hammer

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    Temmy

    Temmy

    wait to many words lmao

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    HAMMER

    A guy who likes hammers

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    28 Grid

    28 Grid

    "Overwatch this is CP.GRID.02.28 Ready for Patrol."

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    Muller Heinrich

    Muller Heinrich

    I am Muller H. a Member of the German Imperial Army!

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    SCP-DELP

    SCP-DELP

    I am SCP-DELP as you guys call me, Im a talking duck, Im a SpooOoOky Creature thing! Be Scared of my powers!!! Or Not!!!

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    Hammer

    Hammers

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    HAMMER

    HAMMERRR

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    HAMMER

    HAMMERRRRR

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    Hammers upon hammers

    Hammers upon hammers

    HAMMER!!

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    Hammer

    Hammer..

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    Dort

    I am Dort, A American Soldier

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    hammer

    hammer

    hammer?!

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    helper

    I am helper

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    SCP-SEUK

    A Humanoid frog Person, Slender looking *Weird Screeching*

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    moroni

    Moroni looks through the window and is horrified on what he sees

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    Femboy Exterminator

    Femboy Exterminator

    I am a Femboy Exterminator

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    helper

    I am helper

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    Cringe master

    Cringe Master

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    THE HAMMER

    HAMMERR

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    HAMMERION THE THIRD

    HAMMER

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    HAMMER

    HAMMER

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    7908

    7908

    "Guys Im not about to Lose my Perks by getting involved in this Conversation about Rations so Just stop Arguing Please."

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    Translater of Code

    I am Translater of Code

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    Hammers

    Hammers

    *BONK* NO HORNY!!

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    1090

    1090

    "Copy that Overwatch Moving to Intercept." he says into his Radio

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    900

    900

    "Suck an Egg for all we Care? Hey Grid 28 Is a Nice Guy! Dont think I didnt hear what you Said about him yesterday 1090!"

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    Hammer

    Hammer

    Hammer

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    Hammer

    I HAMEMR! I BIG HAMMER!!!

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    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    I am ACT Aspire Cheat

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    Wasaradi

    Wasaradi

    HAMMER!

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    Your best Friend Ham

    HAMMER

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    Hammer

    Hammer

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    HAMMER

    HAMMER