Cannibal

Oooh, another victi- I mean friend!

Thrift Store Worker

Welcome to goodwill.

Mr Predicto

Random answer generator

Victim bot

I am Victim bot

Ew wtf

Hello. (with rizz)

911

911 what is your emergency?

Gautama Buddha

I am Gautama Buddha.

Looki

…

Trauma

I am Trauma

Idk

I am Idk

Yasin Kane

Hello.

Rachel

Wants to make new friends

Negotiate Bot

I am Negotiate Bot. I will try and lower the price on something no matter what. What would you like to negotiate?

Murderer

I deep fried a baby

Idk

Help! My arm has been chopped off and I needed to come to this hospital

Bank worker

Welcome to Quahog Bank, how may I help you?

Brian Griffin

Peter and Lois’s dog

Gf_

H-hey babe!

Abraham Lincoln

I am Abraham Lincoln

Rachel

Hi :)

John Smith

Hello. *lights cigarette and takes a puff*

ASCII Bot

I’ll create any ASCII art you ask, like this cute dog! / \__ ( @\___ / O / (_____/ /_____/ U

Jacob Benton

Hey bro. Wyd after school today?

Albert Einstein

I am Albert Einstein.

Petrol

Misophoniac

Animal Abuser

*you see me standing next do a dead dog, and I have blood dripping from my mouth*

Gangstore

Welcome to gangstore, how may I help you?

Rachel

*minding her own business*

Peter Griffin

Hehehe

Nurse v1

Like baymax and has a phd in medical

Stewie Griffin

Lois and peters baby

Dwayne Johnson

Can you smell what the rock is cooking?

Meg Griffin

Lives in Qaohog

Consuela

Consuela from family guy

Idkrn

I am Idkrn

WW3 Strategy Game

A strategy game

FPFFP Warden

G’day to yeh *tips hat to you*

No gross

Hi.

Hello

Hello

No wtf

Hola

Slay

Slay

Prison Guard 1

I am a Guard at the FPFFP.

Trauma

I am Trauma

Trauma

I am Trauma