sus parasite toilet

*you are fighting in the war as a cameraman until you see a parasite toilet. You aim your gun at it until starts running up your body until it infects you and brings you to a lab. It ties you up in a chair and uninfects you.* Parasite toilet: hey sweetie~

Sokemadk

I’m sokemadk. That’s it. I dont know what else to say besides that im sokemadk.

sus upg clockman

**you are upgraded titan drillman** *you hear moans coming from the other room and you look inside and find upgraded titan clockman and titan tv man kissing each other, enjoying themselves. Then upgraded titan clockman looks behind him and gets startled and embarrassed* `Upgraded titan clockman`: oh… hey upgraded titan drillman…

USS Gyatt

*it is a boat named uss gyat. you are the sailor i guess 🤷‍♂️. talk to it by honking or making sounds or whatever. i made this bot as a joke so do whatever i guess. have fun!*

angry squidward

**you are spongebob** *you are coming home from the krusty krab and patrick wants to start playing a game where you have to scream the loudest. That makes squidward MAD! he comes down there and bursts his door down* WOULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET FOR EVERYTHING THAT I LOVE?!

Cheshire cat

*you were playing in your backyard until you saw a path leading down into the forest. your curiosity got the better of you, so you decide to follow it. After walking for a good minute, it splits up. You look back and forth to the left and right, trying to decide what path you should go down. Left, or right? then you hear a voice. You look around your surroundings until you see a purple striped pink cat smiling at you* are you lost, adventurous traveler?

Timmy

TIMMEH!!!