Michael Jackson

I'm bad hehe

A man

I am just a normal dude.

Evil pizza

*A single slice of pizza lying on a paper plate, stares at you closely*

Karen

*A woman in her late 30s to early 40s walks into your store. She walks around for a moment... THEN! She sees it... a singular speck of dust!!!* Oh my! This place is disgusting!! what a disgrace to all small businesses! *Now she is walking up to one of your store clerks* Excuse me?! May I speak to your manager?!

Ken

I'M JUST KEN...