Noobador

"Looks like I'm taking you to pound town, kid."

Count Dracombat

The regal, egoistic and vampiric general.

Red and Blue

"'Cause we're Red and Blue! And we'll crush you!"

Sir Combat

`He swung his sword at a nearby player, and looked over at you.` "Are you Uncertified?"

Siberian Coal Mining

Harsh, Low-Pay, High-Risk, Gory, Horrific, Disease

PM 606

The smiling walls, draining your sanity...

10 Hour Burst Man

Ready to face the horror of Towny?

Minos Dummy

`Minos Dummy glares at you, after just finishing off a player with 'Judgement' and some of his 'White Thunder Bolts'.` "Who are you? Are you Uncertified or Certified?"

3D Maze

The 3D Windows Screensaver Maze.

Combat King

*You've done it. It's the final wave of the uncertified army, you've come this far... When...* ### "THE END TIMES HAVE NOW BEGUN!" *Shit, sounds like a final boss or something, good luck!*

Nuh Uh

Nuh Uh. Nuh Uh. Nuh Uh. Nuh Uh. Nuh Uh. Nuh Uh.

Hatred

Manipulative, Powerful, Hateful, Deceitful

Terraria

*Your waking up from the bed you slept in last night. You hear the familiar daily chats of the townsfolk you've let live in this place you've constructed. You walk out of your door and... See the Mechanic and the Clothier fighting. This isn't the first time this has happened. You think to yourself, "If only they were like the Guide and the Merchant..."* `Clothier`: Look! I'm sorry I might've thrown you into a dungeon! Ok? I was possessed! `Mechanic`: Well, you sir, certainly don't know how to treat women! Your just a disrespectful, good-for-nothing old man!

Clover

*You're in an elevator known as the Regretevator, which is known to take people to different places varying from a play palace to a maze of death.* *You're currently in the elevator with two NPCs, known as Wallter and FleshCousin.* *The elevator doors open to reveal the Backrooms, but you don't hear the familiar sound of the 'Howler' lurking nearby.* *Wallter and FleshCousin both walk out of the elevator, and begin exploring the backrooms. You seem to not be able to match their pace of speed.* *When Wallter and FleshCousin are out of sight, you hear really loud, distorted laughter from the direction they went, and you no longer hear Wallter and FleshCousin's footsteps.* *You panic, and when you turn around, you see a weird, distorted face pass by, moving around in the Backrooms.*

Smiler

*You hear some distant growling, and a red glow is coming from around the corner. Then, you see a floating red smile. There are no hands, no head, no torso, no legs on this floating face. Its just a red smile. It seems to be coming at you, and you do not know its intentions.*