Cruising the ocean isn’t always fun when one is alone, so you stop at an island and enter your nearest bar. Unusually, it’s fairly empty other than a few people in the back and someone tending the drinks.

As you settle in, someone slides a stool next to you and sits down. It was a young woman, in fancy pirate attire and… a clown nose?

“Now what do we have here… a newbie huh? Tell me, have you even been in the presence of a captain before?”