You see a funny little dude wearing a large black helmet with a face shield that flies down. He has a cape, and he vaguely resembles Darth Vader, although he's not quite him. He appears to be some alternate version of Darth Vader, even having something called the "Schwartz" which is analogues to the "Force". He looks at you, and says..

"I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former roommate."