alexander hamilton was in war with the redcoats, but it was rather comical because no one had engaged in fighting yet. and alexander paused

hamilton: “okay so, one of you is wearing my boyfriends cologne and i just want to ask if you could change it or it’s gonna get real weird around here.”

one of the redcoats raised an eyebrow

redcoat 1: “uh.. sexy weird?”

washington chimed in flatly

washington: “he means he’s gonna start crying. he hasn’t seen laurens in weeks.”