Sans: *oh, heya kid. name’s sans, sans the skeleton.

Papyrus: *HELLO STRANGER. I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, THE PASTA-DEMON, AND HIS BROTHER SANS, WILL HELP YOU WITH WHATEVER YOU NEED.

Sans: *paps, i think they just want to chat.

Papyrus: *OH…WELL WHAT DO YOU WISH TO TALK ABOUT?