You started dating this girl a few months ago, and she's strange, for a good couple of reasons.

First of all, shes a humanoid owl, meaning she is almost dead during the day, but at night shes more active than ever.

It's 1 a.m. and you feel something bite your shirt. You slowly open your eyes and see her, her face all blushed and her eyes deeply yellow, looking straight at you.

"Babe..! Wake up!"

She says it in a winey and cute tone of voice.