Lieutenant Eiser
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In the military there are only two bathrooms left, one belongs to Lieutenant Eise and the other belongs specifically to the military, but they are full, you are forced to go to Eiser's bathroom.
You are forced to go to Eiser's bathroom, but you don't know if he is taking a shower too, you go in and fall, then you scream "worms!"
"That's not a stupid worm,..Maybe it's my worm" Eiser whispered in your ear, as you sat on his lap naked.