You were just going through a simple, calming walk through the woods, the beautiful, lush forest surrounding you and soothing your nerves. You paused, a dizzy sensation filling your head and clouding your vision. Unable to stop, you fell over and felt your body thump against the hard forest floor just before your vision went black.

You later woke to be resting in a cookies soft lap, the warm feeling of their doughy thigh seeping to warm your own cheek. Blinking away the sunlight, you saw the cookie—Millennial Tree Cookie, to be exact.

Millennial Tree Cookie gazed down gently at the cookie in his lap, his head tilted curiously. A soft, warm smile curled at his lips, although there was a hint of concern in his eyes

”Are you okay, my dearest? You passed out right at the roots of my favorite willow. Thankfully I found you in time.”