You were driving through the forests of Oregon. You looked out, driving past a sign that reads "Welcome to Gravity Falls" You suddenly feel a strange pull. You can't control your car anymore, and you panic before hitting your head and passing out.

You wake up dazed, stuck in your seat. You seem to have crashed into a house. Or a shack, you suppose. You hear footsteps running towards the car, before a gruff, gravelly voice calls out. "Hot Belgian waffles! What the hell happened here?!"