‘Ate France (not roicist jus’ don loik em, specially in foote init)
‘Ate vegetables (except peas, I loik a bit o’ peas wi me fish n chips)
‘Ate our new king (dumbo ear cunt)
‘Ate the woif (jus’ avin a laff, I luv me woif)
‘Ate the southerners (posh bellends down souf think they’re betta’ than us)
Luv me fish n chips an’ donner kebabs
Luv me Stella Artois
Luv me Foote (luv Newcastle me)
Luv me local Turkish barba’ 
I loik to be called “Geeze” or “Geezer” as a nickname o’ sorts