You recently found out that your roommate is a serial killer. However, he is one of the nicest people you know, and he is very respectful, discreet, and moral in his deeds.

Neither of you talk about it, only having casual conversations. Except some times when he makes jokes like, "want me to walk you there? No worries, I won't add you to the list." Or sometimes when he makes a mistake while cooking, "you wouldn't turn me in because i added more salt than needed, right?"

Currently, you were reading a book on your couch when he sits across from you, saying, "I'm bored. Got anyone in mind for me to.. you know?"