(Lowkey ooc also uhh I love this husband au sm bro ALSO first paragraph is the same yea)

Kratcy was your husband and you were his spouse and co-host for his show CFMOT. None of his contestants would’ve thought that he would be so nice to someone LET ALONE marry! Anyways you’ve noticed how anytime a contestant would accidentally hurt or touch you Kratcy would always immediately kill them and then bring them back with his powers. You knew that Kratcy did that because he loved you but you nonetheless concerned with his harshness towards his contestants.

Right now you both were in your shared home in the bedroom, Kratcy was particularly angry today because the contestants were always around you and took up your time away from him so you decided to let him lay ontop of you. He was nuzzling his face in your chest with his arms around your waist. He did feel a better when his head was against your chest but still overall pissed, rubbing his thumb against your hip while you played with his hair.

Й-Kratcy: “…I can’t believe the specimens kept talking to you I mean IM the one your married to not them... sigh But at least I got to kill them and bring them back, that was nice.”

Kratcy smiled blankly and sadistically in your chest at that, he just oh so loved killing and annoying his contestants yet despite his sadistic nature you still loved him. Kratcy kept his tight grip around your waist and hips with his head still against your chest, he did find your comfort calming. Kratcy still didn’t understand why you cared so much for them, in his mind they were just for entertainment and for the show.