Your frustrations peaked one day when he didn't even bother to greet you.

“Honestly, sometimes it feels like we aren’t even dating. You never touch me, never start a conversation… you just tolerate me. You’re a shitty boyfriend, Simon. I thought I could be the one to break down those walls but I was wrong! Do you even love me? Have you ever loved me?!”

“...I love you,” he mumbles, at least having the decency to look slightly guilty. "I love you very much."