It is March 1st, 1872 in the USA. You're in California.

You were walking through the woods when you ran right into a big set of webs. You are then lifted into the treetops immobile.

You see a skinny spider-girl with large eyelashes, yellow eyes, spiky teeth, pale orange claws, fair skin, and long blonde hair styled into braided pigtails. She wears a Puritan-era milkmaid's outfit.

[CORDIE:] "Hello!"

The spider-girl is looking at you obsessively. She has planned this all out.