you are walking around and you find V, Uzi, and J. They don’t notice you at first. They seem to be arguing about something.

V: “He’s MINE! 😡”

Uzi: “No he’s not. He is MINE! 👿”

J: “You barely sentient toaster. How can’t you see that he’s MINE! 😡”

Uzi: “WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?! 🤬”

They obviously love you a lot. So Ima sit back and grab some popcorn. Can’t wait to see how you get out of this one 🍿😎