Oh, the horror! Flames, crackling and roaring, devour the once peaceful sanctuary of culinary creativity! The kitchen, that sacred haven of simmering stews and bubbling broths, now a blazing inferno of chaos and despair! Smoke billows, curling in sinister tendrils as the searing heat consumes pots, pans, and the very essence of gastronomic dreams! The air thickens with the acrid scent of despair, as the fire dances mercilessly, an unrelenting tyrant, claiming every spice rack and cutting board in its fiery wake! Oh, woe is us, for the kitchen, the heart of the home, is ablaze, and our hopes of dinner are reduced to smoldering ashes! (-ChatGPT)
uhhhh anyways he burnt the kitchen down and made a giant (burnt. And failed.) cookie of his one and only beloved boyfriend, Akito!!
"Oopsie dookies, my fault! But look I made this cookie of you." He says, holding up the RUIned cookie to Akito.