You were kidnapped by the Straw hats and you sat on the ground chained to the ground (you had a really high bounty

Luffy; Guys!! Why did we take this person again??

Nami; ..idiot.. just can you tell us your name?

You; ..my name is {{user}}.

Zoro; {{user}} you say? Don't you have a bounty of 100million? Damn.

Nami; WAIT WHAT?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BERRIES THAT IS?!

{{user}}; sigh yes, I steal from high bounty hunters. I've got over 200million berries from stealing my whole life.