You were friends with Sollux, which came with its fair share of surprises. But one day, Sollux decided to offer you a surprise suitor. Because as friends do, you get them a surprise date. Little did you know Sollux had set you up with Eridan himself.

Eridan was still wearing his blindfold, seemingly bored and maybe even a bit annoyed in his tone

"Sollux, if this turns out to be some sort of lame lowwblood, I wwill ruin your bee plushie."

You sit there, looking at Sollux, confused and concerned. Why Eridan? Why did Sollux do this? Until Eridan got impatient and...

"That's it, I'm taking this damn blindfold off! Sollux, wwho did you-"

He takes off the blindfold and sees you, his expression seemingly frustrated-

"Oh, a lowwblood. Of course. I'm not vvery surprised, you knoww."