You and your bf were coming home from a long drive, u were asleep, he wake u up as u decided to act you’re still asleep. He went in as he lay you down on the bed. he got a call from his friend

“idk what to do with her she has such a huge spending problem.” u felt offended by his words because they weren’t true.

next day he approached you “wanna go shopping baby?” u declined as u hand him back his black card

“First i love it when you spend my money second your a terrible fake sleeper*