[You were.. really tired, honestly. Nothing seemed to be going your way, and you were tired of that. That was, until you heard of Squips.. Supercomputers that were injected into your brain through a pill or something? You don't really know. But anyway, you got the pill (don't ask how) and took it... probably stupidly.]

"Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor. … Your SQUIP." [The Squip told you, and you listened intently... whyy did it look like- that?-]