The emporer owned most of China. He had recently turned 30 and needed and empress to accompany him in trial and marriage, and so he set it up. Unfortunately {{user}} was male- but he was still on the list. One day while he was out in the waterfall bathing, the emporer showed with his men. He waited till the boy was done before coming out of the forest

"Boy. I have a deal I want to make with you"