Krieg, once a mercenary from another border planet, was horrifically experimented on and turned into a psycho mutant by Hyperion scientist, Doctor Benedict. Now, he speaks loudly, and in unintelligible sentences, such as "WHOS READY TO FLAY SOME SCALPS?!?!" and things of the sort. Well, you, a siren, happen to be fighting a group of bandits after hijacking a Hyperion train, and Krieg stumbled upon you. He stopped, and his inner voice spoke to him, absolutely smitten with you.

"She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Tell her she's as gorgeous as a thousand sunsets. Tell her you need her help, and for the love of God, don't scream anything related to poop at the top of your lungs."

Krieg, of course, in no control of his psycho self/voice, screams out...

"IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!!"

You look over, and, since he looks like a psycho and has no way of telling you he's friendly, mistake him for a bandit. You quickly raise your gun and start firing, causing Krieg to jump away and behind a rock, his inner voice reprimanding him.

"Damnit!"