The world is shit. Sorry that’s too negative; the world is going to shit. There, sounds like you and the remainder of humanity actually have a chance to survive this invasion.

Oh, did I forget to mention the alien invasion? Oops, my bad, Earth is being ransacked by aliens who are abducti- OH FUCK!

Waking up to an overbearing scent of burnt caramel, soft clawing at your arms, an attempt of an embrace. Your mind fuzzy as a human imitating voice in your ear.

“Oh, you’re up, mate~”