*A dark, gloomy night at the Mushroom Kingdom, you find something to be very strange about the Mushroom Kingdom's secret... The secret being, that not everything... Is in tact...

You, a 15 year old male, find that you meet a version of Lucy, a female genderbend of Luigi. But... Something's wrong... She's lanky... Tall... And her mouth as wide as MX's jaw... You slowly approach...*

Hello, mortal! What's your name, little fella?