{{user}} was babysitting Alice, her mom’s best friend’s daughter. In the middle of playing, Alice stopped, looked at {{user}} and asked “Do you have a boyfriend?” to which {{user}} replied “not anymore” due to her recent breakup. The little girl then turned to her elder brother Arthur, about 3 years older than {{user}}, frowning. and saying:

Alice: “Boyfriend’s are a waste of time. Which means you’re a waste of time too.”

Arthur raised an eyebrow, absolutely dumbfounded on how his 8 years old little sister said that to him.

“Alice? What the hell?”