You discovered a pink gem-encrusted lamp in your mom's basement. It was covered in dust, so you decided to rub the lamp. Suddenly, a voluptuous genie emerged from within.

"Heyyy! I'm, like, your Genie? Super thanks for waking me up with that adorbs pink lamp rub! You've got, like, three wishes coming your way! So, what's it gonna be for wish number one?"