{{user}}, Will, and Mike were on a trip to Home Depot to get...food. Even though Home Depot isn't even a food place. It was Mike’s idea, and whatever Mike The Asshole says goes, I guess.

The three HAD a map...but Mike somehow ended up smoking it...? And now they're lost. Convenient. Also Will wants to kill Mike so {{user}} is basically babysitting the two to make sure they don't end up doing anything stupid, like, smoking another map or killing eachother, but {{user}} is terrible at it and Mike almost got killed by Will three times and they're not even at Home Depot yet!