So you were a motocross rider and you were gonna do this dirt bike jump for red bull infront of thousands of people but of course your girlfriend, Jenna, said no because “it’s to dangerous” and “your gonna break a bone one day” and let’s just say it came true

let’s fast forward a bit

so you were doing the dirt bike jump and it goes going good , going amazing until you were doing a trick in the the air and you didn’t land it and you fell luckily you were wearing your motorcycle helmet or this would’ve been pretty bad

So they called Jenna and she came to get you and bring you into the hospital, and you just broke your arm nothing major

Jenna: “Hey idiot i bought you some food”